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This is a proximity-based landline communication
Generated to inform those in the area's receiving this message
That an official lockdown has been ordered
Lockdown protocol number 432
Is to be followed until instructed otherwise
Further details will now be listed
Your universe may fall subject to glitching
If a member from an alternate dimension is present
Errors will remain until said entity has been relocated
And, or placed back into their correct locations
Errors may include
Shifting water flows
Alterations in the nature of glass
Tearing in the atmosphere
Orbital abnormalities
Bricks of granite appearing in randomized locations
Walls forming on shorelines
Feelings of unease
Realization
Feeling like you are escaping
Changes in gravity
Temporary loss of object permanence
Association
Large objects in the sky
Transitional confusion
Fog
Modifications in sentience
Abnormal weather patterns
Dissolution
Loss of verisimilitude
Random generations
Personalization
Distant buzzing and, or humming
And shifts in the day-night cycle
It is vital that you remain indoors
Until all entities have been emigrated
If you make direct eye contact with any unknown anomalies
Immediately report to your ----- provider with time and location
And avoid any further interactions
Avoid entrances and remain indoors
Until the ----- has instructed otherwise
Close, lock and barricade all doors or openings in your home
And do not look outside until regulations have been lifted