Lyrics I Am the Walrus (Remastered Live Glasgow Cathouse June '94) - Oasis

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

'Cause I am the egg man, we are the egg men
And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Experts, experts choking smokers
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide, I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man, we are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo