Original Broadway Cast - The Little Mermaid - Human Stuff - Broadway Cast Recording Lyrics

Lyrics Human Stuff - Broadway Cast Recording - Original Broadway Cast - The Little Mermaid



SCUTTLE(spoken): Wow - this is special... this very very unusual.
ARIEL(spoken): What? What is it?
SCUTTLE(spoken): It's a dinglehopper!
ARIEL: A dinglehopper?
SCUTTLE: Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dinglehoppers I'm a regular encyclopoodia!
Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wigs!
GULL 1: Flop their wigs!
GULL 2: Flap!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!
GULL 1: Thingmabobs.
GULL 2: Jigs!
GULL 1: Bobs!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now!
Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You're what the call "the dog's meow"!
GULLS: Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: That human stuff!
Can't get enough -
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: Of human stuff!
And we are the authority -
No need for us to bluff!
Because we're great and explanatin'
Human stuff!
ARIEL(spoken): (holds pipe) Whats that?
SCUTTLE(spoken): A snarfblatt!
ARIEL(spoken): Wow!
SCUTTLE: Back when the world was prehistorial
People sat as still as coral
Flat upon their bumps
GULL 1: On their runts!
GULL 2: Bunks!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps
GULL 1: On the dumps!
GULL 2: At!
GULL 1: On!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance
Suddenly life was la-di-da!
Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance
Give it a blow, and then - voila!
GULLS: Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: That human stuff!
If you're a buff -
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: Of human stuff!
GULL 1: It's marvable!
GULL 2: Stupendifle!
SCUTTLE: Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word -
GULLS: That's what the humans say!
SCUTTLE&GULLS: Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff -
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff
SCUTTLE: And once you've got a who's-ma-gig -
GULL 1: A thing-ma-what -
GULL 2: A watch-ma-gig -
SCUTTLE: That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!
GULLS: Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest assured... you'll look real human!
SCUTTLE: We know, 'cause we know
Human stuff!



Writer(s): Alan Menken, Glenn Slater


Original Broadway Cast - The Little Mermaid - The Little Mermaid: Original Broadway Cast Recording

1 Overture - Broadway Cast Recording
2 Fathoms Below (Broadway Cast Recording)
3 Fathoms Below - Broadway Cast Recording
4 Daughters of Triton (Broadway Cast Recording)
5 Daughters of Triton - Broadway Cast Recording
6 The World Above (Broadway Cast Recording)
7 The World Above - Broadway Cast Recording
8 Human Stuff - Broadway Cast Recording
9 Human Stuff (Broadway Cast Recording)
10 I Want the Good Times Back - Broadway Cast Recording
11 I Want the Good Times Back (Broadway Cast Recording)
12 Part of Your World
13 Part of Your World
14 Storm at Sea (Broadway Cast Recording)
15 Part of Your World (Reprise) [Broadway Cast Recording]
16 Part of Your World (Reprise) - Broadway Cast Recording
17 She's In Love
18 She's In Love
19 Her Voice (Broadway Cast Recording)
20 Her Voice - Broadway Cast Recording
21 The World Above (Reprise) - Broadway Cast Recording
22 The World Above (Reprise) [Broadway Cast Recording]
23 Under the Sea (Broadway Cast Recording)
24 Under the Sea - Broadway Cast Recording
25 Under the Sea (Reprise) [Broadway Cast Recording]
26 Under the Sea (Reprise) - Broadway Cast Recording
27 Sweet Child (Broadway Cast Recording)
28 Sweet Child - Broadway Cast Recording
29 Poor Unfortunate Souls
30 Positoovity (Broadway Cast Recording)
31 Positoovity - Broadway Cast Recording
32 Beyond My Wildest Dreams - Broadway Cast Recording
33 Beyond My Wildest Dreams (Broadway Cast Recording)
34 Les Poissons - Broadway Cast Recording
35 Les Poissons (Broadway Cast Recording)
36 Les Poissons (Reprise) [Broadway Cast Recording]
37 Les Poissons (Reprise) - Broadway Cast Recording
38 One Step Closer (Broadway Cast Recording)
39 One Step Closer - Broadway Cast Recording
40 I Want the Good Times Back (Reprise) [Broadway Cast Recording]
41 I Want the Good Times Back (Reprise) - Broadway Cast Recording
42 Kiss the Girl (Broadway Cast Recording)
43 Kiss the Girl - Broadway Cast Recording
44 Sweet Child (Reprise) [Broadway Cast Recording]
45 Sweet Child (Reprise) - Broadway Cast Recording
46 If Only (Quartet) - Broadway Cast Recording
47 If Only (Quartet) [Broadway Cast Recording]
48 The Contest (Broadway Cast Recording)
49 The Contest - Broadway Cast Recording
50 Poor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise) [Broadway Cast Recording]
51 Poor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise) - Broadway Cast Recording
52 If Only (Reprise) [Broadway Cast Recording]
53 If Only (Reprise) - Broadway Cast Recording
54 Finale (Broadway Cast Recording)
55 Finale - Broadway Cast Recording



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