Lyrics Calm, Cool, and Collected - Original Cast Recording

You have to bid on him!
You′re nuts
Why not?
What if I win and he's not into me
Think how humiliating that would be
Plus he′s the closest friend I have,
By far it's safer to just leave things how they are
'Cuz not to mention that there′s that other fact,
I don′t exactly look like you
What so what,
You know what you got to do
Be calm, cool and collected
Lay it all on the line
Grow balls and