Useless

Niggas is farting?
Yeah, here's the- use the spray, nigga

I'm a tall ass nigga, 6'1", 160
Fresh out the pack like somebody just unzipped me
I'm with the crew so you know I got that skunk with me

I'm Asher Kusher but you know there ain't no punk in me
Shout out to Twitter I follow a bunch of dumb beezees

Figure if I wanna get her it'd be dumb easy
Send her a direct message, "Hey baby, come see me"
I like my eggs scrambled, I like my girls easy

For now, 'til then I'ma let that money pile
Can't wait for you to say that I've been acting funny style
'Cause I'm a late bloomer, still growing like a tumor
You know a nigga made it when you're hearing gay rumors
Fuck the cop, the deputy, and the state trooper
I'm in the game for longevity, not a chain, stupid
Type of nigga that be ridin' in the rain roofless
Told your man that he's a lame and you're the same, useless
If I don't like it then that shit is useless

Talk is cheap man that shit is useless
You chasin' hoes? Man that shit is useless
You tryna wife her? Man her pussy useless
Damn man that shit is useless
A couple grand but that shit is useless
Ain't talkin' cash man that shit is useless
Say you the man but your shit is useless

Do it how it's supposed to be, now these girls notice me
Now I'm bagging chicks, I used to bag groceries
Used to rap locally, now we travel globally
All around the world off some shit I just wrote in three minutes
All truth, no pretending

And since she shallow I'ma go deep in it
These rap dudes is funny boy, I'm peepin' it
Look, I fathered your style, you're on my D-pendant
Flow sick, need a free clinic, beast in it

Please quit it, murder this shit before the beat's finished
Hang yourself, get the nooses
To even explain myself is useless

She got your nose wide open
Sneeze and it feels like the doors wide open
Seen her on Povich, showing off her ass cheek
Got the Beamer towed, and that was just last week
She got them fast feet, you tryna get with her

She got you going out, you always get dinner
Say she from above, I say the bitch Hitler
She got the Laker game, but fuck with all the Clippers
And I bet she drink all the liquor
Every time we go out, the bitch falling quicker
Pain in the ass, shit that we call a splinter
Don't get mad when you see me and I call her liquor

If I don't like it then that shit is useless
Talk is cheap man that shit is useless
You chasin' hoes? Man that shit is useless
You tryna wife her? Man her pussy useless
Damn man that shit is useless
A couple grand but that shit is useless
Ain't talkin' cash man that shit is useless
Say you the man but your shit is useless

You little rotten keg tapper
No name having looking ragged lame rapper
You nut hugger, butt buddy, fudge packer

Okay, enough of that, my real friends call me Asher

Laughter, what kind of name is that bro?

Dude, it's so stupid, I bet you're in a frat or two

What are you, Jewish?

Are you good at math, play flute, row crew?

Shit, if you can't be used well, then I guess you're useless

Ulysses S. Grant, we should start a revolution

Or a civil war, or whatever you're into kids

Down for whatever, let's just go ahead and do it

Do without the loud talk, dog, fuckin' prove it

You should force the hoop or get the boot like it was soccer

Now they ask, "What happened to you, Silkk the Shocker?"
Yeah, it's true, I went and moved to Philly, Kevin Stocker
New kid on the block, they say I'm off my John Rocker
But hey, nowadays I'm the young grasshopper
Cool, calm, collect, having fun with Cindy Lauper
Never Dennis Hopper, with Keanu Reeves
More like Bill and Ted since I started smoking weed
Now all we do is time travel in phone booths
Go to '82, headed back to the old school
When there was no rules, bullshit heroics

Where did everybody go? Guess those were the last poets
Is there no hope, did this generation blow it?
All about the dough, the glow, and the Moet
And at least some more Bone Thugs
Or some fuckin' Big Pun, give it up
Bruh, all these kids are plain dumb and they're useless

If I don't like it then that shit is useless
Talk is cheap man that shit is useless
You chasin' hoes? Man that shit is useless
You tryna wife her? Man her pussy useless
Damn man that shit is useless
A couple grand but that shit is useless
Ain't talkin' cash man that shit is useless