Everybody Knows

I found myself all alone in the grocery store
More stoned than I think I've ever been
Before this I'd been thirteen bong hits in
I needed chips, I had to go out
Now everything is cinematic
I'm the Big Lebowski
I'm in the California desert, it's the 1990s
In the dairy section I see my reflection
And the voice inside my head says

Everybody knows you're high
Everybody knows you're high
Everybody knows you're high
Everybody knows you're high
Everybody knows

I was too high to be left alone
On the internet, let alone out in public
But I had a class I knew I had to go to
So I dragged my ass to Choate's
'Cause I knew she had to go too
And on the deck while I waited for her to get dressed
I sparked up another one and I was such a mess
That I confess that my professor wouldn't look me in the eye
And Joey said

"Listen, everybody knows you're high
Everybody knows you're high
Everybody knows you're high
Everybody knows you're high
Everybody knows"

Everybody knows you're high