Lyrics I Regret Everything (Live) - Patti LuPone

I've lived my own life
Win or lose
No one's ever called the shots for me
I put myself into these shoes
And no one ever tied the knots for me

Life's a banquet
So I ate
Piled experience on my plate
Grabbed life's gleaming golden cup
Drank it down, bottom's up

So proudly now I turn and face the crowd
And sing my feelings very loud

I regret everything!
Every moment of my life
Every step that I take is another big mistake!
I regret everything
There is nothing I've done right
Summer, Winter, Fall, or Spring
I regret everything!

The one good man, that got away
My acting in the high school play
That time at lunch, I dropped my tray
My history of tooth decay
The love I gave, one reckless night
The pants I bought that were too tight
That time I ran the traffic light
The Chinese food I eat last night

Pardon

I regret everything
Every single thing I've done
Every path that I choose
Only leads to more boo-boos!

I regret everything!
Look! My stocking has a run
Summer, Winter, Fall, or Spring
I regret everything!

Everybody!

I regret everything!
Every moment of my life
Every step that I take
Is another big mistake

I regret everything!
Wether left or right I run
I regret to have to say
I regret having sung this song!

Now I have depressed you
I shouldn't have come!