Lyrics The Lone Teen Ranger - Paul Simon

Hiyo Silver, away
There goes the Lone Teen Ranger

Oh, he rides around on a big white horse
He's as cool as he can be
And my baby fell in love with him
When she saw him on TV
And since that day I'm sorry to say
She hasn't had time for me

Cause he goes bang, bang
He's the Lone Teen Ranger

(Hiyo Silver, away)
There goes the Lone Teen Ranger

To save my soul I can't get a date
And you know who's to blame
Since the Lone Teen Ranger came around
My girlfriend's not the same
She even kissed the TV set
Oh, it's a cryin' shame

Cause he goes bang, bang
He's the Lone Teen Ranger

Every night at eight o'clock she turns on the TV
The Lone Teen Ranger stole my girl
(He left Tonto for me)

Well, he better watch out cause I'm gettin' mad
And here's what I'm gonna do
Gonna wear a mask and ride a horse
And carry a six gun, too
And when my baby looks at me
She's gonna love me, too

'Cause I'll go bang, bang
He's the Lone Teen Ranger

Hiyo Silver, there he goes
He's the Lone Teen Ranger
(Who was that masked man?)
(You don't know, that's the Lone Teen Ranger!)
He's the Lone Teen Ranger
Hiyo Silver, there he goes.