#selfie - Workout Extended Mix

When Jase was at the table, I kept on seeing
Him look at me while he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not

So, like, what do you think? Did you think that girl was pretty?

How did that girl even get in here? Do you see
Her? She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears cheetah? It's not even summer, why
Does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go
Smoke a cigarette? I really need one

But first, let me take a selfie
Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't
Know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be? I want it to be clever
How about, "Living with my bitches, #LIV"
I only got ten likes in the last five minutes
Do you think I should take it down?

Let me take another selfie
Self, selfie
Let me take a selfie

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie, what a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there? Yeah, the one next
To the girl with no shoes on? That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model, she
Definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays?
Okay, let's go take some shots

Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait, never mind, I'm fine
Let's go dance
There's no vodka at this table, do you know anyone else here?
Oh my God, Jason just texted me, should I go home with him?

I guess I'll take a good selfie
Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie
Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie
Self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self
Let me take a selfie
Self, selfie
Let me take a selfie
Self, selfie
Let me take a selfie