Lyrics Disney Villains Medley - Peter Hollens , Whitney Avalon

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one's longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes, I do

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shinning new era is tip-toeing nearer
(And where do we feature?)
Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
An injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared

Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
(E tibit pater)
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than the common vulgar, weak, licensious crowd
(Qui a pecavi nimis)

Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul
(Cogitatione)
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control

(Verbo et opere)
Like fire, hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning desire is turning me to sin

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no one in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell ya whose team they'd prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a guy that Gaston

Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
It's a scary world out there

Mother knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear

Ruffians, thugs
Poison ivy, quicksand
Cannibals and snakes, the plague
(No!) Yes! (But...)

But also large bugs, men with pointy teeth
And stop, no more, you'll just upset me

Mother's right here
Mother will protect you
Darling, here's what I suggest
Skip the drama, stay with mama
Mother knows best

Yes
Are you ready?
(Are you ready?)
Are you ready?
Transformation central (transformation central)
Transformation central (transformation central)
Transmodification central
Can you feel it?

You're changing, you're changing
You're changing, alright
I hope you're satisfied
But if you ain't, don't blame me
You can blame my friends on the other side
(But you got what you wanted)
(But you lost what you had)

So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me

His personality flaws give me adequate cause
To send him packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects take a terminal dip

His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the earth, whoopee
So long, ex-prince Ali

(Mother knows best)
(Friends on the other side)
(Poor unfortunate souls)
(Be prepared)