Lyrics Ramen Rap - Pink Guy

I still masturbate while eating top ramen at at faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape when im slurping at this unbelievable pace i turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face,
If you give no effort, if you got no money then i got a cheap method,
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook,
Bitch now thats a real education fuck books,
If you wanna make in college acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods,
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood, anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and the fire,
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher,
Haha
35 cents a pack, 3 for a dollar unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And im talkin bout ramen,
The shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an africaaan,
Come back when you're in the state that im in,
And say hi to my homeboy, ramen