Lyrics Bitty Boppy Betty - Pink Martini

Bitty boppy Betty
Bitty boppy Betty
Bitty boppy Betty booboo
On weekends she's your honey
Then comes Monday
And that'll be Sir to you
Bitty boppy Betty, better known as Billy
He's the up and coming local DA
A fearless crime fighter, political insider
Sure to be Mayor one day
But after work on Fridays, off comes his necktie
And on come her diamonds and pearls
You better get ready, cause now Billy's Betty
Everybody's favorite girl
The underbelly of the city, that's where you'll find Betty
Friday to Sunday night
Is she working undercover
Or just to find a lover
Either way that's alright
Bitty boppy Betty, what a bouncing beauty
So sophisticated and refined
She's a boy who doesn't show it, and though the guys all know it
None of them seem to mind
When Betty starts a boppin, the joint starts a hoppin'
She can twist and dance the whole night through
You really can't ignore her, and if you don't adore her
There might be something wrong with you
On Mondays bright and early, Betty's back to Billy
Working hard on behalf of our town
Upholding law and order, talking to reporters
And keeping us safe and sound
If there's a moral to this ditty
It's not to judge Betty
Billy or anyone
'Cause life's a lot richer with a healthy mixture
Not to mention lots more fun
Bitty boppy Betty
Bitty boppy Betty
Bitty boppy Betty booboo
On weekends she's your honey
Then comes Monday
And that'll be Sir to you