Carhoppers

Uh, hey
Car hoppers, car car hoppers
Car hoppers, car car hoppers
Car hoppers, car car hoppers
Car hoppers, car car hoppers

I call girls car hoppers
Cause I make them hit notes like they were singing at the operas
May I say, any day, yeah they with it
They're in a Yugo if you got the Hugo Kitty
Stand by your man, yes that's what they all claim
You don't have a car, then you fucked up in the game
They walk by ya, and say "Hiya
Is he drivin cause he cute?" Oh no, the shit is tired
And they'll turn like you got the virus
Cause you didn't have a car, or the one you had it wasn't flyest
But for the record I'm not trickin
But you can call me Tom Hanks cause I'll still take the lickin
So if you're hot and bothered, in a frenzy
I'll pop the mack soundtrack in the Benzy
And you can tell me how you choose me baby
Baby, there's no time for you to act crazy
You can't play me, not like Play-Doh
Don't leave me for the kid honey, in the Laredo
But if you gotsta go, you gotta know I can't stop her
That's the lifestyles of the car hoppers

Car hoppers, car car hoppers
Car hoppers, car car hoppers
Car hoppers, car car hoppers
Car hoppers, car car hoppers

Yeah baby, things is kinda squiffy
Ever since my dad put me up on his Rizzy
Era, now I see things much clearer
When I'm in my ride women wanna be nearer
To the show stopper, yeah the proper terror
Uh, excuse me honey it's not nice to stare
Dare, if you wanna get with this here
Put on your best gear, and step to the rear
I'll be there, say about 10:30
And no it don't be late baby cause my beeper is loaded
And if you're not there by the toot of the horn
Uh, I'm gone, car hoppers

Car hoppers, car car hoppers
Car hoppers, car car hoppers
Car hoppers, car car hoppers
Car hoppers, car car hoppers

Now you think things is right
Cause she's on the next man's gooseneck and suckin his exhaust pipe
She's got him and he's got an erection
Just because of his fuel injection
System, all before yeah she used to diss him
Now she knows money all down to his pistons
And his engine, or let's say his chassis
Just blow your horn and she'd run like Lassie
Or better yet she'd flip like Cujo
If you got a Jag, or a Porsche Turbo
They got more promises than Thomas's
And I think they better join Car Hoppers Anonymous
But I know where to send 'em
To the Honda dealer that gets the Benz emblem

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Car hoppers, car car hoppers

Yo, if you see a car hopper right now
Would you please pull to the curb? Hahaha
Uh, yeah, come on