Lyrics Dimensional Time Portal (Skit, Kinda) - Psychostick

Whats up, bitches?
We are Psychostick!
"Ugh.whats with the feedback?"
"We dunno whats wrong, we can′t stop it."
"Everyone's leaving!"
"Stop at the first table on your way out."
"What is that out there."
"It looks like a-" DIMENTIONAL TIME PORTAL
"Action 5 Extreme Super News."
"We inturrupt your regular programming to bring you this extremely super breaking news update"
"We′re live at festival fest where it appears a-"
DIMENTIONAL TIME PORTAL
"Has emerged during the set by heavy metal band Piescostick."
"Am i pronouncing it right?"
"The mob of concert goers are fleeing in terror as the band, still, attempts to perform"
"We go live to the scene."
Im a dog and i like...
"Aw come on guys. where you goin'?"
"We have recieved word that the U.S military is developing a contingency plan to deal with the-"
DIMENTIONAL TIME PORTAL-"as we speak"
"Trro! (hu-hah!) at ease."
"At $1500 we've experienced a tear in space-time reality."
A DIMENTIONAL TIME PORTAL
"Caused by the feedback of a band called cyclone strike."
"Actually sir, its Psychostick." "i don′t care, i say we nuke the damn thing."
"Uh, sir? should we find out more about-"
"I say NUKE IIT"
"Everyones still leaving."
"Sigh, forget it guys. i guess a supernatural phenomanon is enough to make people leave a concert."
"Who are you?"
"I am rob. the ultimate dimention in the future." "sup?"
"Im here to tell you that the-"DIMENTIONAL TIME PORTAL
"Is blending our universes"
"Our world has been enslaved by-" ALL TO PON TEEES
"And if they cross over, women will never."
"Put out"
"Again."
"Woooaaahh. dude, the guy looks just like rob."
"I know, right?"
"Where folks are in, that the-" DIMENTIONAL TIME PORTAL.
"Is causing a strange behavior in the majority of the female population."
"Their undergarments are glowing, and they appear to be no longer interested in sexual activity."
"Hey jennifer, wanna go for a drink friday night?"
"Sorry jake, i have a lot of abstence to do."
"I had no idea my panties would glow in the dark. hey jenny, are you going out with tom tonight?"
"Ehehe, noooo, guys are the worst."
"You′re right. coydis is for losers."
"You see, only you can reverse it."
"Give the military notes to-"THE DIMENTIONAL TIME PORTAL
"It will open completely, and there is no stopping it."
"What do we do?"
"Embrace the power of music and distortion. play the one thing that will bring an end to this dimentional terror in ruins."
"All you have to do is-AAH, AAAAAAAAHHHH..."
"Welp, there he goes."
"Sooo, waddo we do?"
"Do what that guy that looks like rob says we do."
"We close this rift. with metal"