Lyrics Deep Fried In Kelvin - Pulp
Oh
children
of
the
future
Conceived
in
the
toilets
at
Meadowhall
To
be
raised
on
the
cheap
cold
slabs
of
garage
floors
Rolling
empty
cans
down
the
stairway
(Don′t
you
love
that
sound?)
Whilst
the
thoughts
of
a
bad
social
worker
ran
through
his
head
Trying
to
remember
what
he
learnt
at
training
college
Lester
said
he
wasn't
allowed
in
here
So
why
don′t
you
get
lost?
And
if
you
grow
up
Then
when
you
grow
up,
maybe
Maybe
you
can
live
Live
on
Kelvin
Yeah
you
can
live
in
Kelvin
On
the
promenade
with
the
concrete
walkways
Where
pidgeons
go
to
die
A
woman
on
the
fourteenth
floor
noticed
that
the
ceiling
was
bulging
as
if
under
a
great
weight.
When
the
council
investigated
they
discovered
that
the
man
in
the
flat
above
had
transported
a
large
Quantity
of
soil
into
his
living-room,
in
which
several
plants
he
had
stolen
from
a
local
park
were
Growing.
When
questioned,
the
man
said
all
he
wanted
was
a
garden.
When
questioned,
the
man
said
all
he
wanted
was
a
garden.
Oh
God,
I
think
the
future's
been
fried
Deep
fried
in
Kelvin
And
now
it's
rotting
behind
the
remains
of
a
stolen
motorbike
I
haven′t
touched
it,
honest
But
there
isn′t
anything
else
to
do
We
don't
need
your
sad
attempts
at
social
conscience
Based
on
taxi-rides
home
at
night
when
exhibition
opens
We
just
want
your
car
radio
And
those
Reflux
speakers
Now
Suffer
the
little
children
to
come
to
me
And
I
will
tend
their
adventure
playground
splinters
with
cigarette
burns
And
feed
them
fizzy
orange
and
chips
And
then
they
grow
up
straight
and
tall
And
then
they
grow
up
to
live
On
Kelvin
Oh
yeah
We
can
have
ghettos
too.
Only
we
use
air-rifles
instead
of
machine-guns.
Stitch
that.
And
we
drunk
driving
lights.
In
the
end
The
question
you
have
to
ask
yourself
is
Are
you
talking
to
me
Or
are
you
Chewing
a
brick?
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2 Lipgloss
3 Acrylic Afternoons
4 Have You Seen Her Lately?
5 Babies
6 She's a Lady
7 Happy Endings
8 Do You Remember the First Time?
9 Pink Glove
10 Someone Like the Moon
11 David's Last Summer
12 Live On - BBC Mark Goodier Session
13 You're not Blind
14 Space - BBC Hit The North Session soundcheck
15 The Boss
16 Watching Nicky
17 Frightened
18 Your Sister's Clothes
19 Seconds
20 His 'n' Hers
21 Street Lites
22 You're A Nightmare - John Peel 07/02.93
23 The Babysitter
24 Deep Fried In Kelvin
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