Lyrics The K. Rool Way: A Dk Isle Campaign Song - Random Encounters feat. AJ Pinkerton

Why, what a fortuitous stroke of luck for you to meet this savvy croc,
Whose every interest co-intersects with your own!
It's very clear to me that you're wise, and I can see it in your eyes that this whole rendevouz's confounded you, y'know!
Well, it's no coincidence at all, because these incidences all have by designment caused alignment betwixt us two!
So gather 'round, my new friends, and listen to my most information disposition as I conduct my introduction just for you!
Oh, everybody knows I'm evil!
Rotton to the core, straight through and through!
I'm despicable and mean, and I'm dastardly and green!
I'm a horrible consortable, It's true!
Oh, everybody knows I'm wretched!
I'm volatile and violent everyday!
I'm vicious and unkind, unabashed and unrefined!
So act like I and try the K. Rool Way!
"The K. Rool Way," you say, "How queer!" Yes, gather 'round! Incline your ear!
For I right here am very clearly King K. Rool!
And since I've heard you all complaining, I'm now presidentially campaingning!
Ergo, my malevolental governmental rule!
And while you may find this commercial a wee bit quasi-controversal, I'll very soon send burly goons to break your legs!
And when it comes Election Day, I fully expect to here you say... that you have wrote on your vote that you support the K. Rool Way!
Oh, no one's quite as qualified as K. Rool!
I know much more than how to dance and sing!
I've a doctorate degree, did Naval service out at sea, and I'm still a first-class killer in the ring!
Oh, everybody wants to join my army!
Just sign this dotted line!
Enlist today!
Be you muscle-bound and ripped, or quite flabby and unfit, either's fine!
So mind the K. Rool Way!
Come one, come all!
Today's the day!
It's time to try the K. Rool Way!
Why spend time on legislation for something dull as "education?"
Let's allocate our precious funds on something cool, like laser guns!
A cannon 90 meters long to shoot and blow up Donkey Kong!
And once his island is no more, I'll steal his Gold Banana horde!
Everybody knows I'm brilliant!
No monkey makes a monkey out of me!
I'll use my foxy girth to jump around and shake the earth!
Then I'll flatten all combatants expertly!
Oh, everybody knows... I'M AWESOME!!!
It's clear that I'm superior to DK!
Support my wicked schemes, or I'll liquify your spleens!
Fall in line behind The K. Rool Way!