Lyrics Bowser's Castle: A Super Mario Maker Song - Random Encounters
There's
a
million
ways
to
die
inside
a
Bowser
castle!
A
million
ways
to
fail!
You
can
fall
on
spikes
or
drown
in
some
lava,
Ride
skull
trains
that
derail!
There's
a
million
ways
to
die
inside
a
Bowser
castle!
By
Thwomp
or
Rocky
Wrench!
Rebounding
Koopa
shell!
A
magic
spell!
A
lift
that
fell!
Conveyor
belt!
A
pipe
above
a
Muncher-filled
trench!
You
might
get
crushed
or
burned
or
hit
with
a
fish!
You
may
get
squashed
or
bitten
by
a
Boo!
You
may
be
Hammered,
bro,
or
greeted
by
five
hundred
Lakitu!
You
may
slip
on
ice,
be
shot
in
the
face,
Or
simply
sprung
off
a
ledge
in
mid-jump!
Despite
how
hard
you
may
try,
It's
sure
that
you'll
die!
From
blocks
and
from
Bills
and
a
Blooper
that
flies!
That's
why
a
Million
ways
to
die
reside
in
Bowser's
Castle!
Like
saws
and
fire
chains!
A
walking
bomb!
A
stack
of
towering
Dry
Bones!
That
time
you
went
insane!
And
every
trap
you
find
inside
of
any
Bowser
castle
Creates
a
lethal
maze!
Beware
this
Super
Star,
this
Koopa
Car,
this
bratty
baby
Troopa
czar!
It's
quite
the
fiendish
hastle
to
Survive
in
Bowser's
castle
due
To
every
castle's
killing
you
a
mill-ion
ways!
"WHO
IS
MAKING
THESE
LEVELS?!"
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