Lyrics Needlemouse: The Musical - Random Encounters

My name is Eggman and I am the best but plan is always stop by that blue pest. they think I mad but I am quite keen If you don't believe me try Mean Bean Machine
My name is Sonic, I'm the blue blur. I have running shoes and spiny cyan fur. I am blazing fast as you all know. If you don't pick me in Brawl, then your too slow
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My name is Miles but Tails is what they call me I am very little and I don't have any family
I am just an orphan will somebody adopt me
Cause I can spin my tails and fly really high and build you new technology
I am called Knuckles. Yea that my name and I don't know why I am singing this is lame. I am an echidna what else to say. I protect the Chaos Emeralds now go away
Knuckles that wasn't very musical
Yes, my verse was far superior
I don't like singing ok
Ah, come on Knucks
Yea come on step it up
Sounded a little flat too
I wasn't flat
Everyone leaves me alone
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Hello my name Amy. I am Sonic's girl Every time we hug
I want to hurl
We'll have a family. Ten kids in all and when were wed
I hope I am dead
He'll be my baby doll
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Everyone shut it. It's my verse again. My Death Egg, will make you scream and shout Got some dings but I can buff those out Sky Chase, Launch base any act is fine
All your zone will soon be mine Give it up Eggman
Yea your plan never work
Well how about this Eggbot. Eeeek it going berserk
Sonic dear
Were back to you
I want you near
On fire too
Your emerald eyes
Is this over yet
And darling rear
Ew
Please marry me
I'd rather not
Your bride to be
You're not that hot
Hedgehog and wife
Aaaagh
Eternally
Now just one sec. if were a pair. I'm not aware
I have to change my underwear
So Amy Rose, please don't propose
Hey Sonic I'm afraid I made a mess. Is this how you spell 'Sonic says'
My name is Eggman, Robotnik, too
And I'm sonic. I'm a streak of red and blue
I'm Tails Prowers
I'm Amy Rose and this is Knuckles the Echidna
Chaos Control
I'm second player
I'm evil and I'm greedy
I'm in love with sonic
I'm known for being speedy
We go together like frankfurters and chili
What
So thanks for playing on and stay true. Cause nintedon't what we all do for nineteen years of spin dashing. For hyping up blast processing. For shuttle loops and home attacks, for pinball zones and Big the Cat, for blue typhoon, and Sonic Boom, for rings and things. Thanks one and all to you
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