Lyrics Game Show Love - Ray Stevens

I had lost the 'family feud' in the 'newlywed game' and my 'concentration' was in 'jeopardy'.
Love's 'wheel of fortune' was causing me pain.
I had struck out behind doors one, two, and three.
You said sign in please in the 'dating game'.
I was bachelor #1 i thought your love was real.
You said come on down, you just won a brand new start.
You said the secret word and i said 'let's make a deal'.
Oh, but love was just a game to you.
The survey says it's true and who can name that song?
Would the real you please stand up 'cause i have had enough of this show that you put on.
I thought the price was right when you asked me 'what's my line?' and i said 'i've got a secret' but i'll tell ya.
It's the '$64, 000 question' but will you be mine?
I was betting it all that i was gonna sell ya. 'who do you trust?', 'you bet your life' and be wrong? 'to tell the truth' i never thought you'd give me the gong!
Instead of a 'treasure hunt' it was just a laugh-a-thon.
Just puttin' me on, stringin' me along.
Repeat twice and fade.