Lyrics I got every disease in Maryland - Raymond Xu Vlog

I Solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

This right before covid february 2020
One weekend i got 2 girls on me
I aint look good i think they both thought i was funny
They live far apart i'm goin across maryland im runnin

Im in silver spring she in annapolis she in the navy
Cross maryland flyin down state highway 450
Cant hit in the navy dorm so she at my place she so built please dont hit me
She got em haitian beads on her waist
She strong as fuck on top make the bed shake
She got them pierced nips
And i never been with a girl that did that to her tits

Navy girl said take the condom off but girl i dont know where u been
U aint got the iud nuva ring daily pill needle shot u aint on nothin
Told her i cant hit raw im a careful man
Now i probably got every disease in maryland
Oh she got an asian fetish
She show me her hinge profile she definitely got an asian fetish
But i aint really mind that she said it
Im not changin my race soon
And im the only asian one in the room

Im still in silver spring maryland
Other girl in university of maryland baltimore thats in baltimore maryland
But what i didnt know then
She weird as hell she into bdsm
But only the power thing i can only speak when she say when
She said she dont date white guys i said bitch you white
She said she a quarter mexican i said nah but your skin tone light

I said i cant come with a condom lemme get head next
She said you should take it off but i had some recent risky sex
I said what the fuck why would you let
Me take it off she had her ass in the air and her shoulders on the bed shit was sexy
So i stop fuckin pull out ran out the room i hope she forget me

Baltimore girl said take the condom off but girl i dont know where u been
This the second time today this happened
Told her i cant hit raw im a careful man
Now i probably got every disease in maryland
Oh she got an asian fetish
She show me her hinge profile she definitely got an asian fetish
But i aint really mind that she said it
Im not changin my race soon
And im the only asian one in the room

Baltimore girl said one day she wana have a threesome
So i send her a pic of the other girl and ask her if she wana have a threesome
This was after we had sex already so it was reasonable to ask for a threesome
She screenshot my text and put it on twitter with the caption "men be like"
That was really unfair to me cuz it was a chill way to ask for a threesome

I am simply not ready to be a father
Cringe at the thought of a toddler
She said whats your pull out game but i aint ever pulled out that's harder
It's all bout the iud that's what's baller
Im tryna have be my cum be cannon fodder
Im not tryna be a dad when i holla

Probably got chlamydia herpes gonorrhea aids and syphillis
Is this std test insurance gonna bill my parents
Why an std check gotta pull so much blood out my wrist
Told her i cant hit raw im a careful man
Now i probably got every disease in maryland

If a girl suggest take the condom off for no reason that's exactly why i gotta keep it on