Lyrics Memoirs of a Phuket Geisha - Red Elvises

I′m a middle age hooker and I got broken heart,
I put on twenty pounds and I'm falling apart,
And I′m sweeping my tears off the blue-tile floor,
'Cause my boyfriend from Norway don't send money no more...
I got Buddha on chain embraced in Thai gold,
I got transvestite uncle who lives in Bangkok,
And I′m tired like hell of this client from Rome,
And my boyfriend from Norway don′t send money no more...
My life is a taxi running amok,
I got miles on my bumper, I'm 30 years old,
May be I should get married to this moron from Rome,
′Cause my boyfriend from Norway don't send money no more...