Lyrics To Be a Backstreet Boy - Rhett and Link

I wish I had some black leather pants and I wish I had a lot of jewelry
Wish I had some gel in my hair and I wish I could grow a full goatee
But I can't
But I can't
Wish I had something new to wear every day, wish that was something I could afford (something I could afford)
Wish I had young girls follow me around with my name written on a posterboard
But I don't
But I don't
Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy
Every guy has a dream to be in that group
Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy
Because the young girls think they're cool
Sideburns are the main ingredient for a good night on the town (good night on the town, on the town)
The Backstreet Boys already know this and that's why I say they're down
Yes they're down
Yes they're down
Please join me on my journey to become a Backstreet Boy
You don't have to give me any money, all I ask is that you have joy
When I become
A Backstreet Boy
Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy
Every guy has a dream to be in that group
Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy
Because the young girls think they're cool
Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy
Every guy has a dream to be in that group
Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy
Because the young girls think they're cool