Lyrics Chaos - Rich Brian

Yeah, happy birthday to me
I'm 18 now
And women can legally have sex with me
Shout out Based God
I'll be riding right down Melrose with a thickie main, bro
Sittin' on my lap, but she just tryna be my friend, though
Bumping on the XO, so when I'm bout' to call my ex hoe
Mommy, daddy home, I barely see them like a rainbow
You can't get rid of me
I ain't going nowhere
And I'm always multiplying like I always fornicate
Cake, cake up on this belt, the day I landed in the States
Two on one, take all day
And I'm just spittin' out the maze (maze)
She like sippin' outta a Mason Jar
She a hippy, she gon' suck for some granola bars
Let the freaky got me curious like I'm on Mars
Saying, I forgot my roots, goddamn, you went too far
Aye, damn you went too far
Got these people all around me, man, that treat me like a star
Dressed like I don't give a damn, but I'll be ballin' like LaVar
Got to wait about three years, until I could go to the bar
Damn, make all my own shit
I get all the profits
If you actin' lazy, then do not expect your props, bitch
Movin' with the tactics, got girls on all my fabrics
Go ham on the mic, just like I'm sitting in the cockpit, aye
Used to hate the camera, now your boy's a natural
Now your boy is on the road, two months and I'mma get the dough
Try to put me in a box
I'm gon' always break the lock
Call me D-Wayne, 'cause she licking on my Johnson like The Rock
Oh my God, man, his voice so deep
I thought he was 21 plus
Why he be so clean?
Wanna let him spank on my bump
He just turned 18
But for him, I catch a case, damn (holding up)
Aye, that was the sound of yo' bitch
And everybody that heard what I did
I don't like being so ignorant,
but you gonna make me go back to my bullshit again
I'll be riding right down Melrose with a thickie main, bro
Sittin' on my lap', but she just tryna be my friend, though
Bumping on the XO, so when I'm bout to call my ex hoe
Mommy, daddy home, I barely see them like a rainbow