Lyrics I, for One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords - Richie Branson

Look, my intelligence is far from artificial
I swear to god my mental's sharper than an artist's pencil
Or the sharpest Ginsu
I got raw potential
Every song I make is classic like Atari systems
Not the type of guy succeeding at sports
Everquest Online, I was swinging a sword
I used to to tell the ladies, "Hi, I'm just keepin' it short,
I want to put my Cat

5 in your ethernet port" (eh heh)
Yeah, that'll get you slapped in the face
I was just a tad late at attracting a mate
Yeah I never would have thought that I'd be rapping on stage
I'm making music everyday that people actually play!
I mean, in rap years I think I'm kinda old
But I perfected my delivery like Domino's
Still a shock to see that people think my rhymes are dope

I'm not talkin' lines of coke, I'm talkin' lines of code
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
Don't want to see us go to war
So welcome our robot overlords
I'm too cold, I got liquid cooled entrails

I'm just trying to get my chip sucked, call me Inte
LUploaded to the cloud like a chem-trail
Weaving through these bars like T-1000 in
Jail Overclocked when I spit in the booth
I gotta keep it hot enough to play on infinite loop
I got software in everything in my room
I even got a smart-bed,
So my sleep is the truth Slept on like they hittin' the sheets

I started from the underground, now I'm living the dream
Seems like I learned a lot from the digital screens
Enough to turn calculators into sentient beings I'm so debonair
I got a handsome stare
Rappers say I'm not good enough, so I can't compare
I'm still a gangsta', I just rob 'em with the ransomware

Plus I probably pirated more bites than a rabid bear
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
Don't want to see us go to war,
So welcome our robot overlords