New Age Girl

Yaaah!

I've got a new age girl (Tell us what she's like)
Environmentalist girl (Does she ride a bike?)
She has a crystal necklace (Spend a lot of cash)
Oh, her vibes are rather reckless (She's heading for a crash)

Oh, her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing, "Where do we begin?"

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat, but she sure like to bone

You know she drives a wind car (How does she like it?)
It doesn't get her far (Why she doesn't bike it?)
But it gets her to where she's going to
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know)
Where that is, wish I knew

Don't know where she's going, and I don't know where she's been
All I know that loving her has gotta be a sin

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat, but she sure like to bone

Mary Moon, don't you hesitate
No, don't segregate your thoughts from your emotions
I know devotion isn't way up there

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, she's an intellectual (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, despite that fact, remains
Quite sexual (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
She's the one for me, me, waaah!
Rah!