Lyrics Charlie Wins Over Japan - Rucka Rucka Ali feat. DJ Not Nice & Mr Sheen
Oh
hello!
It′s
me,
DJ
Not
Nice.
You
know,
there's
been
a
little
tragedy
in
Japan,
man
Come
help
us
out
now...
There′s
a
tsunami
If
you
don't
believe
me
then
go
see
on
the
news
Now
we're
all
drowning
Oh
no
Where
did
i
put
my
little
Pokémon
tube?
And
we′re
all
staving
Give
us
money
We
need
to
buy
a
little
hot
sour
soup
We
need
wasabi
Eggroll
A
little
rice
and
noodle
with
tofu
Listen
bitch-ass
ninja
I
have
a
judo
dildo
And
I
have
a
yellow
belt
in
tae-kung-fu
I
know
you
think
you′re
big
But
you're
fucking
with
Godzilla
So
tell
tsunami
we′re
not
afraid
of
you
Tell
tsunami
"Fuck-a
You!"
(Do
the
wave,
everybody!
Do
the
wave!
Everybody
do
the
wave!)
Tell
tsunami
"Fuck-a
You!"
(Put
your
hands
up!
Put
your
hands
up
in
the
air!
Take
off
your
underwear!)
Tell
tsunam---
OH
HELLO
CHARLIE!
(Winning,
duh,
winning,
duh)
Adonis
DNA
and
tiger
blood
in
you
(Winning,
duh)
You
have
no
job
so
Come
on
over
Come
help
us
clean
off
all
this
water
and
poo
Tell
The
Situation
Forget
the
fucking
Haitians
Stop
the
fucking
flood
with
all
your
grease
and
goo
Come
over
for
vacation
Enjoy
the
radiation
Don't
worry,
Japan
doesn′t
have
any
Jew
Tell
tsunami
"Fuck-a
you!"
(Woo!
Yeah!
Fuck
you,
tsunami!
Fuck-a
you!
Fuck
you!)
Tell
tsunami
"Fuck-a
you!"
(Ooh,
radiation,
very
nice.
Hey,
is
it
hot
in
here?
Umm
does
this
feel
like
a
lump
to
you?)
Tell
tsunami
"Fuck-a
you!"
Tonight,
I
die
alone
Tsunami
take
my
home
You
have
ten
dollar?
Let
me
have
it!
Send
it
over
from
your
phone!
Chinee
soldiers
are
taking
over!
"We've
come
to
help
you"
Suck
my
boner!
I
no
trust
you!
"Why
not?
Fuck
you!"
Fuck
me?
Fuck
you!
"I′m
gonna
cut
you!"
I
cut
you
like
chinee
chicken!
"Fuck
you
bitch,
get
in
the
kitchen!"
I'm
in
the
kitchen!
"Oh,
then
cook
me
up
some
fish
and
wash
the
dishes!"
Oh
hello
Elmer
Qaddafi!
Don't
just
eat
your
toffee
Libya
needs
the
water
more
than
we
do!
Tell
tsunami
"Fuck-a
you!"
(I′m
a
ninja
turtle!
I′m
a-I'm
a
ninja
turtle!
Turtle
power
turtle
power
super
magic
turtle
power)
Tell
tsunami
"Fuck-a
you!"
(Gimme
money
we
need
money
everybody
give
us
money
I
am
ninja
ninja
turtle
fuck
you
cowabunga
dude)
Tell
tsunami
"Fuck-a
you!"
(What
the
Japanese
need
right
now
is
some
tiger
blood
and
7 gram
rocks!
Duh,
winning!
I
would
be
fine
out
there
in
Japan,
I′m
super
fucking
human!
They're
losing,
I′m...
WINNING,
duh!
How
about
if
I
come
out
there,
cover
all
you
Japanese
in
my
tiger
sperm
Winning,
duh.
Winning,
duh.
Winning.
Winning,
duh,
Winning,
duh.
Winning,
duh.
Winning.
Duh!
Forget
Japan,
Japan
is
gone,
nobody
cares,
it's
Emilio
Estevez!
Duh,
winning.
Did
I
ask
my
father
what
to
do
about
Japan?
No.
duh!
I′m
a
grown
man!
Hello?
Duh,
winning.
Winning.
Duh!
I
don't
need
to
hear
what
my
father
says.
Duh,
winning!
I'm
45
years
old,
duh...)
1 (Probably) Racist Intro
2 Let's Go Jesus!
3 Justin's Beaver
4 My Shit
5 Take Your Pants Off (feat. Dj Not Nice)
6 Take Your Pants Off
7 Russia's Gay
8 Rebecca's Black (High Day)
9 I'm Afraid (of Black People)
10 Get Butt Naked
11 Canada
12 U Know a Black Guy
13 U Know a Black Guy
14 iWhack
15 iWhack
16 Osama Bin Found
17 Pic of a Dick
18 Charlie Wins Over Japan
19 Charlie Wins Over Japan
20 Whutchu Jewin?
21 Whutchu Jewin?
22 Only 17
23 Justin's Beaver The Movie
24 Budder
25 Eff Australia
26 We're All Asian (feat. Dj Not Nice)
27 We're All Asian
28 4 My Nuckas
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