Lyrics Feel the Bern (When You Pee) - Rucka Rucka Ali

Bern Bern Bern Bern Bern
Can you feel the
Bern Bern Bern Bern Bern
When you pee does it
Burn Burn Burn Burn Burn
My hair is a
Fern Fern Fern Fern Fern
Can I get a
Perm Perm Perm Perm Perm
Do you feel the
Bern Bern Bern Bern Bern
Yes, I am Jeewish
My age is 102-ish
I would like to stay and shmooze, but
I must take my nap soonish
Our country is in a crisis
Look at my viagra prices
Please vote for me for president
I'll serve till three then I rest again
Everyone will get free college
Even the africonigr whatchamacallit
You'll get a car and a house I'll give you sushi
I have a very weak bladder
I cannot control when I pee
Which would be fine
If I could see
Whoooo
Can I pay for one decent cut of pastrami
Bern Bern Bern Bern Bern
Can you feel the
Bern Bern Bern Bern Bern
Some people
Earn earn earn earn earn
All the money in the
World world world world world
We would like money
Too too too too too
Vote for someone
New new new new new
Can you feel the
Bern Bern Bern Bern Bern
I don't like Wall Street
Where there's nothing good to eat
Not one single good delii
I will tax every last cent
Till I get some bagels and lentils
I'll sue the Wall Street executives
That are not serving my people's food
I love cold cuts this is true
I love matzo ball chicken soup
Is this too much to expect?
I would say fuck you
If I could have sex!
That's all I know sry