Lyrics Memo To Pricey - Saint Etienne

It's like, I can't get past that S&M barrier
'Cause, I like, as I'm drinking something like whiskey or lager
It's actually painful to drink first of all
Pour you a double?
Is that a double? You want a double?
Cigarette?
I don't smoke, but, you know, err
Crisps?
Four bottles of Malibu, Bob knows the address
A Malibu, a Coke and Chinese food