Lyrics Howdon Aldi Death Queue - Sam Fender

Get off the metro now!

Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
Skitzy fucking Tory cunts
Have come to kill me Nan, whey!

I got a letter from the NHS
It said it's here for twelve weeks
Or twelve weeks or summat
I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
Yeah I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
And I'm gonna die

In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two metres
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
I said woah woah woah woah
That's less than two fucking metres

In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Keep your distance
Woah woah woah woah woah
That's less than two metres (two metres)