Lyrics and translation Sarah Silverman - Opposite Day
This
is
a
song
that
I
wrote
Это
песня,
которую
я
написал
For
my
best
friend
in
the
whole
world
Для
моего
лучшего
друга
во
всем
мире
Mr.
Douglas
Jerry
Silverman
Мистер
Дуглас
Джерри
Сильверман
Your
breath
is
minty
fresh
today
Твое
дыхание
сегодня
мятно-свежее
If
today
was
opposite
day,
ooh,
ooh
Если
бы
сегодня
был
другой
день,
о-о-о
Oh,
my
God,
when
you
yawn
О,
Боже
мой,
когда
ты
зеваешь
I
wanna
jump
in
your
mouth
Я
хочу
запрыгнуть
тебе
в
рот
'Cause
it
smells
so
good
Потому
что
это
так
вкусно
пахнет.
In
my
nose
ears
В
моем
носу
ушах
On
opposite
day
В
противоположный
день
On
opposite
day
В
противоположный
день
Your
tears
don't
smell
like
Твои
слезы
пахнут
не
так,
как
An
egg
salads'
butt
hole
Дырка
в
заднице
для
яичных
салатов
Not
on
this
specific
day
Не
в
этот
конкретный
день
That
I
like
to
say
is
called
То,
что
я
хотел
бы
сказать,
называется
Opposite
day
Противоположный
день
The
opposite
day,
opposite
day
Противоположный
день,
противоположный
день
Opposite
day,
opposite
day
Противоположный
день,
противоположный
день
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Free To Be Me and Me
2 Miami Device (excerpt)
3 Necks, Necks, Necks
4 Opposite Day
5 Pancakes, Please
6 Face Off (excerpt)
7 Man On The Moon (excerpt)
8 Mouth Veins Tushy Vagina (excerpt)
9 AIDS Ballad
10 Gift Of The Magi (excerpt)
11 Will We Eat Each Other's Doodies
12 That's What I Wish
13 Lesbian Song
14 Making New Friends
15 Having No Friends
16 Pilot Opening Title
17 Good Van Patton, Gonna Be Bad (excerpt)
18 Patrick Pillows the Very Silly End (excerpt)
19 Wooden Mittens Dialogue (excerpt)
20 Pornstore Blowhole (excerpt)
21 Valley Village Medical Files (excerpt)
22 Brian's Spukowski's (excerpt)
23 Sarah Outs Steve (excerpt)
24 High, It's Sarah (excerpt)
25 Stella Dialogue (excerpt)
26 Stuff You and Put You In a Glass Box (excerpt)
27 Worst Possible Time To Be Haunted (excerpt)
28 Jingles (Excerpt)
29 Brian and Steve Switch Bodies (excerpt)
30 Season 3 Main Title
31 Goodnight - A Fairly Attractive Mind (excerpt)
32 Goodnight - Head For a Mic (excerpt)
33 Goodnight - High It's Sarah (excerpt)
34 Goodnight - Patriot Tact (excerpt)
35 Goodnight - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now (excerpt)
36 Goodnight - There's No Place Like Homeless (excerpt)
37 Goodnight - Ah, Men (excerpt)
38 Believe In Dreams 2
39 Goodnight - Maid To Border (excerpt)
40 Goodnight - Not Without My Daughter (excerpt)
41 Whole World Up Your Ass (excerpt)
42 You're Gonna Wish the Holocaust Never Happened (excerpt)
43 Special Olympic (excerpt)
44 Brian and Steve Marriage Proposal (excerpt)
45 May Kadoody Eggs and Onions (excerpt)
46 Goodnight - Muffin' Man (excerpt)
47 Believe In Dreams 1
48 Mystery's Over (excerpt)
49 Lochness Animation (excerpt)
50 AIDS PSA (excerpt)
51 Blood Test (excerpt)
52 Ghost Bathroom 2 (excerpt)
53 Ghost Bathroom 1 (excerpt)
54 A Vagina Like Cat Stevens’ Face (excerpt)
55 Humanitarian Song
56 God Is Al Gore (excerpt)
57 Blankets (excerpt)
58 Head Off My Titties Bitch (excerpt)
59 Shoemaker’s Son Has Barefeet (excerpt)
60 Jay Holocaust (excerpt)
61 Batteries (excerpt)
62 Doody Song
63 On My Vagina (excerpt)
64 Meaning Of Brunch (excerpt)
65 Abortion Speech (excerpt)
66 Eat Each Other's Puddies by the Writers' Room
67 Sarah Takes the Stand (excerpt)
68 Juicy Groins (excerpt)
69 That's Been Done Song
70 That's Been Done (excerpt)
71 Look Here Old Lady (excerpt)
72 Would You like To See My Pwootheh (excerpt)
73 Trimming Your Bush (excerpt)
74 Spukowski High School (excerpt)
75 Three Abortions (excerpt)
76 Dude, I Hate Politics (excerpt)
77 Stencil and Sarah Backstage At Cookie Party (excerpt)
78 Stole Your Mother's Boob Bones (excerpt)
79 Mini Coffee White Dog Poo (excerpt)
80 Very Special Lady (excerpt)
81 Danger To Pets (excerpt)
82 Farts Got Into a Fight (excerpt)
83 Charge of the Nerds
84 Baby Penis In Your Mind
85 Lost Dog Song
86 Le Blanc Doodie
2 Miami Device (excerpt)
3 Necks, Necks, Necks
4 Opposite Day
5 Pancakes, Please
6 Face Off (excerpt)
7 Man On The Moon (excerpt)
8 Mouth Veins Tushy Vagina (excerpt)
9 AIDS Ballad
10 Gift Of The Magi (excerpt)
11 Will We Eat Each Other's Doodies
12 That's What I Wish
13 Lesbian Song
14 Making New Friends
15 Having No Friends
16 Pilot Opening Title
17 Good Van Patton, Gonna Be Bad (excerpt)
18 Patrick Pillows the Very Silly End (excerpt)
19 Wooden Mittens Dialogue (excerpt)
20 Pornstore Blowhole (excerpt)
21 Valley Village Medical Files (excerpt)
22 Brian's Spukowski's (excerpt)
23 Sarah Outs Steve (excerpt)
24 High, It's Sarah (excerpt)
25 Stella Dialogue (excerpt)
26 Stuff You and Put You In a Glass Box (excerpt)
27 Worst Possible Time To Be Haunted (excerpt)
28 Jingles (Excerpt)
29 Brian and Steve Switch Bodies (excerpt)
30 Season 3 Main Title
31 Goodnight - A Fairly Attractive Mind (excerpt)
32 Goodnight - Head For a Mic (excerpt)
33 Goodnight - High It's Sarah (excerpt)
34 Goodnight - Patriot Tact (excerpt)
35 Goodnight - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now (excerpt)
36 Goodnight - There's No Place Like Homeless (excerpt)
37 Goodnight - Ah, Men (excerpt)
38 Believe In Dreams 2
39 Goodnight - Maid To Border (excerpt)
40 Goodnight - Not Without My Daughter (excerpt)
41 Whole World Up Your Ass (excerpt)
42 You're Gonna Wish the Holocaust Never Happened (excerpt)
43 Special Olympic (excerpt)
44 Brian and Steve Marriage Proposal (excerpt)
45 May Kadoody Eggs and Onions (excerpt)
46 Goodnight - Muffin' Man (excerpt)
47 Believe In Dreams 1
48 Mystery's Over (excerpt)
49 Lochness Animation (excerpt)
50 AIDS PSA (excerpt)
51 Blood Test (excerpt)
52 Ghost Bathroom 2 (excerpt)
53 Ghost Bathroom 1 (excerpt)
54 A Vagina Like Cat Stevens’ Face (excerpt)
55 Humanitarian Song
56 God Is Al Gore (excerpt)
57 Blankets (excerpt)
58 Head Off My Titties Bitch (excerpt)
59 Shoemaker’s Son Has Barefeet (excerpt)
60 Jay Holocaust (excerpt)
61 Batteries (excerpt)
62 Doody Song
63 On My Vagina (excerpt)
64 Meaning Of Brunch (excerpt)
65 Abortion Speech (excerpt)
66 Eat Each Other's Puddies by the Writers' Room
67 Sarah Takes the Stand (excerpt)
68 Juicy Groins (excerpt)
69 That's Been Done Song
70 That's Been Done (excerpt)
71 Look Here Old Lady (excerpt)
72 Would You like To See My Pwootheh (excerpt)
73 Trimming Your Bush (excerpt)
74 Spukowski High School (excerpt)
75 Three Abortions (excerpt)
76 Dude, I Hate Politics (excerpt)
77 Stencil and Sarah Backstage At Cookie Party (excerpt)
78 Stole Your Mother's Boob Bones (excerpt)
79 Mini Coffee White Dog Poo (excerpt)
80 Very Special Lady (excerpt)
81 Danger To Pets (excerpt)
82 Farts Got Into a Fight (excerpt)
83 Charge of the Nerds
84 Baby Penis In Your Mind
85 Lost Dog Song
86 Le Blanc Doodie
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