Lyrics That's What I Wish - Sarah Silverman
I
just
tried
to
be
like
the
others,
But
I
pooped
instead.
I
tried
to
join
in
with
my
brothers.
I
pooped
instead.
And
I
wish
it
never
happened,
That's
what
I
wish
And
I
also
wish
so
many
things.
I
wish
every
child
had
a
mother.
That's
what
I
wish.
I
wish
we
could
love
one
another.
If
I
had
one
wish
And
I
wish
all
the
nations
belonged
to
one
world
And
I
wish
all
religion
was
love.
And
I
wish
the
retarded
Were
re-smarted
That's
what
I
wish
That's
what
I
wish
1 Pilot Opening Title
2 Meaning Of Brunch (excerpt)
3 That's What I Wish
4 On My Vagina (excerpt)
5 Doody Song
6 Batteries (excerpt)
7 Jay Holocaust (excerpt)
8 Shoemaker’s Son Has Barefeet (excerpt)
9 Head Off My Titties Bitch (excerpt)
10 Abortion Speech (excerpt)
11 Gift Of The Magi (excerpt)
12 Blankets (excerpt)
13 Humanitarian Song
14 A Vagina Like Cat Stevens’ Face (excerpt)
15 Ghost Bathroom 1 (excerpt)
16 Ghost Bathroom 2 (excerpt)
17 Blood Test (excerpt)
18 AIDS Ballad
19 Mouth Veins Tushy Vagina (excerpt)
20 AIDS PSA (excerpt)
21 Man On The Moon (excerpt)
22 Lochness Animation (excerpt)
23 Lesbian Song
24 God Is Al Gore (excerpt)
25 Three Abortions (excerpt)
26 Sarah Takes the Stand (excerpt)
27 Farts Got Into a Fight (excerpt)
28 Danger To Pets (excerpt)
29 Very Special Lady (excerpt)
30 Mini Coffee White Dog Poo (excerpt)
31 Le Blanc Doodie
32 Stole Your Mother's Boob Bones (excerpt)
33 Stencil and Sarah Backstage At Cookie Party (excerpt)
34 Charge of the Nerds
35 Dude, I Hate Politics (excerpt)
36 Spukowski High School (excerpt)
37 Trimming Your Bush (excerpt)
38 Having No Friends
39 Would You like To See My Pwootheh (excerpt)
40 Making New Friends
41 Look Here Old Lady (excerpt)
42 That's Been Done (excerpt)
43 That's Been Done Song
44 Face Off (excerpt)
45 Juicy Groins (excerpt)
46 Lost Dog Song
47 Mystery's Over (excerpt)
48 Believe In Dreams 1
49 Believe In Dreams 2
50 Stuff You and Put You In a Glass Box (excerpt)
51 Miami Device (excerpt)
52 Stella Dialogue (excerpt)
53 High, It's Sarah (excerpt)
54 Will We Eat Each Other's Doodies
55 Sarah Outs Steve (excerpt)
56 Brian's Spukowski's (excerpt)
57 Free To Be Me and Me
58 Valley Village Medical Files (excerpt)
59 Pornstore Blowhole (excerpt)
60 Wooden Mittens Dialogue (excerpt)
61 Patrick Pillows the Very Silly End (excerpt)
62 Good Van Patton, Gonna Be Bad (excerpt)
63 Worst Possible Time To Be Haunted (excerpt)
64 Necks, Necks, Necks
65 Jingles (Excerpt)
66 Brian and Steve Switch Bodies (excerpt)
67 May Kadoody Eggs and Onions (excerpt)
68 Brian and Steve Marriage Proposal (excerpt)
69 Special Olympic (excerpt)
70 Pancakes, Please
71 You're Gonna Wish the Holocaust Never Happened (excerpt)
72 Opposite Day
73 Whole World Up Your Ass (excerpt)
74 Baby Penis In Your Mind
75 Goodnight - Not Without My Daughter (excerpt)
76 Goodnight - Muffin' Man (excerpt)
77 Goodnight - Maid To Border (excerpt)
78 Goodnight - Ah, Men (excerpt)
79 Goodnight - There's No Place Like Homeless (excerpt)
80 Goodnight - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now (excerpt)
81 Goodnight - Patriot Tact (excerpt)
82 Goodnight - High It's Sarah (excerpt)
83 Goodnight - Head For a Mic (excerpt)
84 Goodnight - A Fairly Attractive Mind (excerpt)
85 Season 3 Main Title
86 Eat Each Other's Puddies by the Writers' Room
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