The Rammer

Laugh after dem and post pon dem 'cause some man a joke
Ram up!
No little finger, you get that?
All the girl dem in the world just a bawl for the rammer so
Anyweh the rammer go

She follow the Shabba Ranking like a good gyal should
She follow Miss California and down to Hollywood
Know a girl is a girl wherever she may be
She cannot be a big woman, she can't handle it

She waan the rammer
The gyal dem nowadays, dem waan the rammer
Fi ram it, and jam it
And dig it in the center

Call the police, and then call the soldier
Bring the brigade, make dem bring the water
Because her private property under fire

She call her mama, she call her sister
The whole of dem come and dem a cry, "I want her!"
Bubbling and showing the girl hammer lover
And if you is a lover, you must have the rammer

And if you have the rammer, woman get conquer
You look in her eye and romance in her structure
Then you put her inna a heated temperature
Work pon her body just like a doctor
Use the rammer just like the thermometer
She follow Shabba Ranking 'cause me done have the rammer
The one Pamela said that, the good witch have the rammer

Him work her Thursday and she cry, "I want her!"
One Sheron said that, the stubborn, she have the rammer

Not because him look just like a teenager

Every gyal out deh waan the rammer
Jump around, woman, if you waan the rammer
Whine up your line, you no need no little finger
Kick out your foot, woman, if you waan the rammer
Whine up your line, gyal, if you need the rammer
And if you get the rammer, you cry, "I want her!"
Tell the world say!

She follow the Shabba Ranking like a good gyal should
She follow Miss California and down to Hollywood
Know a girl is a girl wherever she may be
She cannot be a big woman, she can't handle it
She waan the rammer
The gyal dem nowadays, dem waan the rammer
Fi ram it, and jam it
And dig it in the center
Call the brigade, make dem bring the water
Because her private property under fire

Fourteen inches and it gone further
Fifteen inches, she a bawl out, "fi murder!"
Put the rammer pon her, make she cry, "I want her!"
Enter the dragon and exit the tiger
If it's Shabba, yes, me done know me have the rammer
Jump around, gyal, if you need the rammer
Whine up your line, you no need no little finger

Kick out your foot, you need a good, good lover
Don't give your love to no joker lover
American girl, dem waan the rammer
The English girl dem waan the rammer
Because dem private it a stretch like rubber
Tell the world say!

She follow the Shabba Ranking like a good gyal should
She follow Miss California and down to Hollywood
Know a girl is a girl wherever she may be
She cannot be a big woman, she can't handle it
She waan the rammer
The gyal dem nowadays, dem waan the rammer
And if you have the rammer, your lover get conquer

Climb pon the bed and tear up the pillow
Vice grip hold tight, but the woman hold tighter
Mark pon mi body weh she use the dwarf finger
Bite inna mi neck like she a Count Chocula
Bawling fi murder, gyal waan water

A short of breath and have a high temperature
Put her inna coma, me put her inna fever
Jump around, gyal, if you need the rammer

The iller type of girl dem waan the rammer
The girl from Tower Hill, dem waan the rammer
Whine around, gyal, if you need the rammer
Push out fi your hand, you no need no joker lover
If it's Shabba, yes, me know me have the rammer

Fi jam it, and ram it, and dig it in the center
Call the police, and then call the soldier...