Lyrics First Class - Shampoo

Just 'cause we stay in five-star hotels
Do you think that we broke in as well?
It goes to show that you can't tell
Who deserves the dough
You look like a shriveled old tart
You look like a beer-bellied fart
If you want a quiet flight, don't start
There's eight hours to go

Whenever we fly, we get some nutters like you
So if we make you narky, we're glad that we do

First class, our clothes are all wrong
First class, you don't like our song
First class, we're always to blame
First class, first class, we've hijacked your plane

Just because you're wearing a suit
You think that you can give us the boot
You hate us 'cause we're rolling in loot
We might have more than you
You're a bloated old action man
You're a gone-to-sea Desperate Dan
Better chase a skirt while you can
If your wife won't do

Your blood pressure's up and your face has gone red
Why don't you find an army to fight instead?

First class, our clothes are all wrong
First class, you don't like our song
First class, we're always to blame
First class, first class, we've hijacked your plane

Whenever we fly, we get some nutters like you
So if we make you narky, we're glad that we do

First class, our clothes are all wrong
First class, you don't like our song
First class, we're always to blame
First class, first class, we've hijacked your plane
First class, we order a drink
First class, then you kick up a stink
First class, we're always to blame
First class, first class, we've hijacked your plane

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