Lyrics Foreword - Shrezzers

How you doing, bro?
Uh, okay, except I broke up with my ex last night
What?! Why? She's kinda cute!
The whore cheated on me with her boss
That's sucks man, I've had the same shit recently

Damn, screw relationships
You mean relationshits? (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
Ha-ha-ha, yeah

Uh, by the way, have you heard of Shrezzers?
No
I was on Facebook yesterday, and uh, just came across 'em
Looks like these guys just released the album
Oh, alright
Yeah, yeah, you gotta check it out
They got this sax dude and he's so epic
So epic, for real?
Yeah, uh-ha

And, oh, there's the dude who sings in Spanish, or French, or whatever it is (ha-ha)
Yeah, anyway he's got a great voice
The guitarists are totally sick
The drummer screams as well as he plays
You're gonna love it, dog
Dude, totally rad

What was that?
Oh, man, I think we're stuck
Oh, I'm fucked, dude
I've an important meeting in a couple of minutes
Damn, that's sucks
Well, I guess I'm good
I was already late for my job but now I got an official excuse, mm-ha-ha

Well, so what are we gonna do?
I guess we'll just wait for a mechanic to fix the elevator or something?
Eh, well shit, while we're waitin' let's check out this Shrezzers album
Oh, alright, well, nothing else to do
Play that shit!
Ha