Lyrics The 12 Days of Xmas - Simon Viklund

On the 1st day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
This broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
2 years in jail
And a broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
3 tires shot,
2 years in jail
And a broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 4th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
4 panicked robbers,
3 tires shot,
2 years in jail
And a broke dick piece of shit drill. Which I hate.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
5 bullets left,
4 panicked robbers,
3 tires shot,
2 years in jail
I hate this broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 6th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left.
4 panicked robbers.
Come on, 3 tires shot.
2 years in jail.
Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 7th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo bag.
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
Fuck, 3 tires shot.
2 years in jail.
And thi-this broke shit--PIECE OF SHIT DRILL! Fo' serious!
On the 8th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo!
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
3 tires shot.
2 fucking years in jail.
Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill! raging
On the 9th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
9 hostages fleeing.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag!
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
3 tires shot.
2 years in jail.
I came the fuck with this broke dick piece of shit drill! I mean seriously?
On the 10th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
10 seconds response time.
9 hostages fleeing.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left.
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
AWAAAWAAAAH.
2 years in jail.
YOU KNOW, FUCK THIS! FUCK THIS DRILL! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK THIS FOR!!!
On the 11th day of Christmas, Payday gave to-FUCK!
11 doors to lockpick.
10 seconds response time.
9 hostages fleeing.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5-bullets-left. Ammo, ammo!
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
AWAAAWAAAAH.FUCKING WALL!
2 years in jail.
Crying
On the 12th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
12 bags of coke.
11 doors to lockpick.
10 seconds response time.
All hostages gone.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. I'm out of fucking ammo!
WHEREE'S THE GEETAWAAAY?!.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL!
FUCK MY L-I-I-F-E-E-E!
"Gunshot"-ARH!
Crash on to the floor.