Lyrics Thanks, John (Intro) - Sitch

Thanks, John
In other news, the buzz is still going
Around the identity of 2020's "LaJane Doe,"
As Introduced by musical artist, Sitch
It seems that
Whoever this unnamed antagonist is
They've really put the "What?" in
"What's the Sitch?" -
For those who need context

You may have missed the story at 12
When we first broke the news
And had to tell all of you about
The relationship we thought would be made
With a love interest
Whom Sitch took on a DUNCH Date, well
We caught this date and through
Our leads were Weak
We were gonna follow em to Pluto
Like a Pluto Dream
There they were, their hand in His Hand
And though Sitch said "dunch"
They were out til 2 AM

A witness said they saw 'em in the park, alone
On a Runway-like sidewalk on the Long Way Home
If You're Not There then you can't really know
How the angle could be perfect,
Yet not a single photo was taken -
Anyway, the fact still remained
That the Doe on his arm had yet to be named
However, sources close to the Newsroom suspect
A rejection
And while nobody knows if they're

Really done, or if Doe's Not the One
Well it sure seems that way
From what our sources say
I guess we'll have to stay tuned
To if he's All In or no
Because one thing's for sure
He's gonna want that love in
Stereo

Back to you, John