Lyrics Tonto - Slick Rick
One
day
fishin′
heard
Indian
drums
Saw
a
brother,
listen
too,
wife
kissin'
too
Then
on
another
mission
to
The
city
with
the
sistas,
though
was
a
far
distance
There′s
Lone
Ranger
out
of
area
that
needed
my
assistance
To
deliver
cash,
last
man
got
robbed,
pimped
He
never
returned,
I
said
"ok"
and
put
the
money
in
the
Fendi
Then
bumped
into
this
girl
Looked
like
that
that
girl
on
"Mork
& Mindy"
and
"How"
I
said
to
the
white
trim,
jockin'
me
the
Indian
Comin'
in
all
this
heat,
the
kind
for
hopin′
a
chance
for
ropin′
in
"How'd
you
like
to
put
your
Indian
teenie
in
my
openin′?"
Said
that
would
be
because
the
nigga
wasn't
new
to
this
True
to
this,
double
barrel
slide
out
the
uterus
Calm,
started
singin′
sad
popular
songs
Took
the
money
and
the
hon',
screamin′
at
the
top
of
her
lungs
Now
on
a
hunt,
"You
carry
leaf?"
I
was
about
to
smoke
a
blunt
No,
not
without
frontal,
screw
girl
pronto,
mean
Tonto
Was
extremely
pissed,
still
picturin'
screwin'
this
(woo,
woo,
woo,
woo,
woo)
I
don′t
know
why
the
fuck
I′m
doin'
this
Nuisance,
brother′s/horse
tracks,
"whose
to
choose?"
Saddle
loose,
both
thirsty
cuttin'
a
cactus
for
the
juice
and
All
of
a
sudden,
these
women
like
model
ho′s
in
Paris
Ganged
to
rape
me
the
Indian,
I
was
so
embarrassed
Don't
pull
a
kid
a
minute,
to
give
in
within
a
minute
′Til
I
seen
a
shack
yonder,
or
a
couple
livin'
in
it
Shook
my
hand,
friendly
manner,
though
she
pack
her
up
and
ran
her
Couldn't
stand
her,
fondle
her
feathers
like
she
wanted
some
banana
Led
me
to
the
back
of
the
house,
the
hands
that
started
track
Used
it
as
my
marks
and
then
I
nearly
had
a
heart
attack
Brush
it
off,
deal
with
the
floss,
way
past
disgusted
Said
"what′s
the
matter
granny?
Is
your
blind
ass
dusted"
Back
in
the
hunt,
now
what
do
you
want,
poor
granny
offered
me
a
blunt
No
not
without
frontal,
screw
girl
pronto,
mean
Tonto,
grandma
Found
they′re
small
timers
after
all,
wasn't
her
intent
to
brawl
Pulled
out
my
45,
"How
y′all"
up
against
the
wall
Where's
the
hooker
and
the
money,
here
she
came,
sweatin′
mine
Then
the
bitch
is
pointin'
a
pistol
at
my
fine
behind
Now
she
a
smart
ass,
should
of
figured
when
getting′
off
the
hottie
So
the
horse
busted
in,
startin
lettin'
off
the
shottie
Killed
the
men,
slapped
the
girl,
cause
he
figured
I'm
stuck
trapped
in
"Come
on
Rick,
a
horse
cappin′?"
Yeah,
that′s
what
the
fuck
happened
Grieve
the
folks,
bleedin',
sides
red,
I′m
pleased
and
Indeed,
now
I'll
let
the
Apache
kill
the
bitch,
no
I
need
her
Playin′
the
role,
better
yet,
"well
is
your
pole
up?"
Signals
from
the
wife
sayin'
"what
the
hell
is
the
holdup?"
Although
he
scares
the
honey,
hit
the
switch
dares
to
run
it
Caught
and
scalp
the
daffy
hooker,
said
"bitch
where′s
the
money?"
Gave
it
up
hunt
done,
she
wants
a
blunt
and
so
it's
frontal
That's
not
what
I
want,
so
drop
drawers
pronto
mean
Tonto
Now
turn
around
That′s
not
it
Shut
up
bitch,
I
know
what
I′m
doin'
But
that′s
my...
oh!
Oh
that's
it
Stop,
you′re
hurting
me
Bitch
I
could
have
killed...
Oh
shit
feels
so
good
Open
your
mouth
Put
it
in
your
mouth
Play
with
my
balls
too
Know
what
I'm
sayin′
wake
it
up
Slick
1 King
2 I Shouldn't Have Done It
3 Bond
4 Moses
5 Tonto
6 Mistakes of a Woman In Love With Other Men
7 Venus
8 Ship
9 It's a Boy
10 Top Cat
11 Runaway
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