Lyrics
Mr
Major's
got
a
pager
Because
he
sells
E's
To
the
Russians
Who
crush
and
snort
them
But
they
never
seem
to
sneeze
I
need
no
answers
to
my
questions
Oh
Mr
Major's
old
and
greyer
Than
he's
ever
been
He
lied
to
us
all
And
took
a
big
fat
wager
But
now
he
hasn't
got
a
bean
I
need
no
answers
to
my
questions
And
I
need
no
questions
to
my
an-answers
Now
Felix
the
cat
is
on
his
back
Oh
Felix
the
cat
what
a
twat
So
who
needs
Columbo
He's
just
got
off
a
slow
boat
From
China
or
somewhere
like
that
I
need
no
answers
to
my
questions
And
I
need
no
questions
to
my
an-answers
I
need
no
answers
to
my
questions
And
I
need
no
questions
to
my
an-answers
Album
Spiders
1 Spiders
2 Charlie M
3 Kill Me
4 Major Pager
5 Dark Clouds
6 Drop Dead
7 Voodoo Roller
8 No-One Understands
9 Love Child Of The Queen
10 Me & You Vs. the World
11 Me and You vs. the World
12 Money
13 Female Of The Species
14 Mr Psycho
15 Mister Psycho
16 Neighbourhood
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