Lyrics Tommy Stole A Kiss - Speedy Justice
Tommy
was
just
ten,
as
sneaky
as
a
snake
Saw
his
brother's
girlfriend
and
hatched
a
risky
prank
He
said,
hey
pretty
lady,
hook
her
up
right
quick
Johnny's
in
the
barn,
let
me
steal
a
kiss
Kissin'
and
runnin',
Tommy
had
his
fun
Johnny
saw
the
whole
thing,
boy,
he
started
to
run
Chased
him
across
the
meadow,
through
the
cornfield
swell
Till
Tommy
turned
around
and
Johnny
fell
in
the
well
Now
Susie
was
the
lady,
sweet
as
apple
pie
Tommy
took
advantage,
oh
my,
oh
my
With
a
peck
on
the
lips,
then
off
like
a
dart
Left
Johnny
ill
and
with
a
broken
heart
Kissin'
and
runnin',
Tommy
had
his
fun
Johnny
saw
the
whole
thing,
boy,
he
started
to
run
Chased
him
across
the
meadow,
through
the
cornfield
swell
Till
Tommy
turned
around
and
Johnny
fell
in
the
well
Now
Johnny's
stuck
and
shoutin'
at
the
bottom
of
that
pit
Tommy's
laughin'
hard,
he
ain't
sorry
one
bit
Susie's
standin'
startled,
can't
believe
her
eyes
This
prank
gone
sideways
left
them
hollerin'
to
the
skies
Johnny
shouted,
Tommy,
you
better
get
a
rope
Or
I'm
tellin'
Mama
and
she
ain't
got
no
hope
Tommy
fetched
the
ladder,
still
gigglin'
with
glee
Said,
come
on
up,
brother,
don't
be
mad
at
me
Now
Johnny's
stuck
and
shoutin'
at
the
bottom
of
that
pit
Tommy's
laughin'
hard,
he
ain't
sorry
one
bit
Susie's
standin'
startled,
can't
believe
her
eyes
This
prank
gone
sideways
left
them
hollerin'
to
the
skies
Johnny
shouted,
Tommy,
you
better
get
a
rope
Or
I'm
tellin'
Mama
and
she
ain't
got
no
hope
Johnny
shouted,
Tommy,
you
better
get
a
rope
Now
Susie
was
the
lady,
sweet
as
apple
pie
Tommy
took
advantage,
oh
my,
oh
my
With
a
peck
on
the
lips,
then
off
like
a
dart
Left
Johnny
yellin'
with
a
broken
heart
Kissin'
and
rubbin',
Tommy
had
his
fun
Johnny
saw
the
whole
thing,
boy,
he
started
to
run
Chased
him
cross
the
meadow,
through
the
cornfield
swell
Till
Tommy
turned
around
and
Johnny
fell
in
the
well
Now
Johnny's
stuck
and
shoutin'
at
the
bottom
of
that
pit
Tommy's
laughin'
hard,
he
ain't
sorry
one
bit
Susie's
standin'
startled,
can't
believe
her
eyes
This
prank
gone
sideways
left
them
hollerin'
to
the
skies
Johnny
shouted,
Tommy,
you
better
get
a
rope
Or
I'm
tellin'
Mama
and
she
ain't
got
no
hope
Tommy
fetched
the
ladder,
still
gigglin'
with
glee
Said,
come
on
up,
brother,
don't
be
mad
at
me

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