Lyrics House Sittin’ for Sandy / Smoothe Jazz At Bikini Bottom - SpongeBob SquarePants

It starts at Sponge
Bob's House and he is sleeping.
After, Sponge
Bob gets ready for work, but Gary keeps on bothering him.
He realizes it's Sunday so he goes back in to bed.
The phone rings and Sponge
Bob answers it, thinking it is Mr.
Krabs wanting him to go to work, but it is actually Sandy.
Sandy wants him to house sit her house.
Then Sandy tells him what to do.
She wants him to see if the temperature at the green house is normal, then she wanted him to make sure the worms in the incubator is okay, etc.
Then Sponge
Bob does his chores when she is gone and all of them are okay.
But he discovers that a worm is hatching and that wasn't right, but it was actually Patrick.
Sponge
Bob wants Patrick to go, but he talked him in to staying here.
Then he said "okay", but he wanted Patrick to not touch anything.
Unfortunately, he does.
Then Sponge
Bob accidentally drops one of Sandy's equipment and it hits the robots and the place turns into a disaster!
Then Sandy appears with a laser and Sponge
Bob and Patrick thinks that she is going to hurt them, but she just turns the disaster into what it was before.
She tells them it was an experiment, and congratulates them for destroying her dome.
Then Sponge
Bob drops one of her equipment and turns into a disaster again.
Then she thinks it is okay, since she still has her laser.
But a robot grabs it and destroys it.
Sponge
Bob asks Sandy if she brought more than one of those lasers, but Sandy doesn't answer, indicating that she had only one.
As Sponge
Bob and Patrick leave the treedome in a hurry, the episode ends with
Sandy angrily shouting out, "
SPONGEBOB!!!".
The episode starts at the Krusty Krab, where Squidward is listening to Kelpy G's smooth jazz on the radio.
The radio announces that there is a concert tonight, but the tickets are sold out.
Squidward notices that he has tickets so he could go to the concert, but Patrick swallows them.
They use the phones for a chance to win more tickets, but they keep on losing, Sponge
Bob finally figures it out and they both can go backstage to meet Kelpy G.
Sponge
Bob and Squidward go on a bus to go to Kelpy G's concert.
When they get there, Sponge
Bob's immature behavior makes Squidward feel embarrassed, so Squidward tries to give Sponge
Bob the slip, by having him get lemonade in the long line, but he shows up and said there was a second lemonade stand.
They both go to the concert together and Kelpy G comes down from a large clarinet and plays jazz.
Patrick comes along and said he wanted the nachos.
Squidward gets angrier.
Patrick eats Squidward's backstage pass, so Sponge
Bob compassionately gives Squidward his backstage pass, but Patrick eats his too.
Patrick wants more nachos.
He interrupts Kelpy G's performance, which makes him stop playing, and says what he wants to eat through the microphone and then when he sees his guards try to hurt him, he jumps off the stage and is then carried away by the fans.
Sponge
Bob and Squidward sneak away, but the guards tell them to go back to their seats.
When the two get there, they find that some other people took them.
Squidward angrily yells at them, which makes Kelpy G stop playing again.
The guards kick them out.
The duo manages to sneak backstage, but Kelpy G's manager tells them that they need to leave because they don't have any backstage passes.
They both attempt to impress Kelpy G.
Squidward begins to play the clarinet, while Sponge
Bob plays the ukulele.
Kelpy G is impressed with Sponge
Bob's ukulele playing.
The fans wait for Kelpy G to come and he does, but there is a partner with him, who happens to be Sponge
Bob.
Squidward comes out on the stage to prove that he is better.
However, the guards carry him out and the episode ends.