Lyrics Nature Pants - SpongeBob SquarePants
Mr.
Krabs:
Sponge
Bob?
Sponge
Bob!
Wake
up,
boy!
You're
burning
me
money!
Sponge
Bob:
Mr.
Krabs,
what
do
we
do?
Mr.
Krabs:
Here,
use
this!
Mr.
Krabs
& Fireman:
Hooray!
Mr.
Krabs:
Sponge
Bob,
come
into
me
office.
What's
wrong,
boy?
Sponge
Bob:
Well,
I.
Mr.
Krabs:
This
is
the
fourth
time
this
week
I've
had
to
scrape
you
off
of
something.
Sponge
Bob:
Well,
I've
been
thinking.
Mr.
Krabs:
We
need
to
get
you
thinking
about
work.
Sponge
Bob:
No
offense,
Mr.
Krabs,
but
I've
been
thinking
about
giving
up
my
cold
industrial
life
in
favor
of
a
more
natural
and
free
life
among
the
jellyfish.
Mr.
Krabs:
Ah,
Sponge
Bob,
you
wouldn't
last
even
one
day
in
the
wild.
This
is
your
natural
habitat.
This
is
your
wide
open
range.
These
are
your
amber
waves.
And
thisoh,
this
is
your
golden
scepter,
with
which
you
rule!
That's
better
than
nasty
old
jellyfish,
right,
Sponge
Bob?
Sponge
Bob?
Sponge
Bob:
I
can
too
last
more
than
one
day.
I'll
show
him.
Aw,
barnacles!
Mr.
Krabs:
Sponge
Bob,
wait!
Oh,
he'll
be
back,
alright.
He'll
be
back.
Sponge
Bob:
And
Squidward,
I
want
you
to
have
my
can
opener.
Squidward:
And
I
thought
this
friendship
would
never
pay
off.
Patrick:
Are
are
are
are
you
sure
you
want
to
give
me
this
mayonnaise?
Sponge
Bob:
It's
all
yours.
Patrick:
A-a-and
these
old
phone
books?
Sponge
Bob:
All
yours,
old
friend.
Patrick,
there
is
one
more
thing
I
want
you
to
have.
Patrick:
Ol'
Reliable?
Sandy:
Howdy,
y'all.
Hey
Sponge
Bob,
you
having
a
garage
sale?
Sponge
Bob:
No
Sandy,
I'm
giving
up
my
material
possessions
to
live
in
the
wild
with
the
jellyfish.
Sandy:
Sponge
Bob,
of
all
the
crazy
schemes.
Why
would
you
want
to
live
among
the
jellyfish?
They're
cold
and
mean
and
none
too
bright.
Sponge
Bob:
Oh,
oh,
Sandy.
That's
exactly
the
response
I
would
expect
from
someone
who
lives
the
sham
of
a
life
I
once
lived.
I'm
going
to
prove
I
don't
need
all
this
stuff
to
be
happy.
Maybe
someday
you'll
wise
up
and
join
me.
Good-bye.
I
won't
be
needing
these.
Buzz,
buzz,
buzz.
Squidward:
He
took
off
his
pants.
Sandy:
I'll
give
him
a
week.
Squidward:
I'll
give
him
eleven
minutes.
Patrick:
Patrick
sad!
Sponge
Bob:
I'm
home.
I'm
home!
I'm
home!
I'm
home,
I'm
home,
I'm
home,
I'm
home,
I'm
home,
I'm
home,
I'm
home,
I'm
home,
Im
home!
Brothers
and
sisters,
wait
for
me!
Buzz
buzz.
Buzz
buzz.
Ok,
I'm
here!
Wait,
I
just
got
here.
My
jellyfish
instincts
tell
me
to
gothat
way.
Buzz,
buzz,
buzz,
buzz.
This
is
the
life.
Hey
everybody,
buzz
buzz.
Buzz
to
you.
Buzz,
buzz,
nice
current
today.
Hey,
what's
the
buzz?
Hello,
I'm
Jellybob,
and
you
are?
Uhh...
Nice
to
meet
you.
Sandy:
"
Here,
Patrick,
have
a
Krabby
Patty!"
There
he
is,
Patrick.
Say
your
line!
Patrick:
Why
thank
you,
Sandy,
I
would
love
one.
Take
patty.
Too
bad
Sponge
Bob
isn't
here.
These
are
his
favorites.
I
sure
wish
he'd
come
home.
Take
bite.
I
can't
do
it!
Sponge
Bob!
Come
back!
Sponge
Bob:
Patrick,
I'm
not
coming
home.
Patrick:
I
miss
you!
Sandy
misses
you!
Even
Squidward
misses
you!
Sponge
Bob:
I'm
happy
here.
This
is
my
home
now.
Patrick:
No!!
Sponge
Bob!!
Sponge
Bob:
Hey
everybody!
I'm
back!
I
think
I'm
getting
the
hang
of
this.
Patrick!
What
are
you
doing?
Patrick:
If
I
can't
have
you
as
a
friend,
I'm
going
to
make
you
a
trophy!
I
even
picked
out
this
nice
jar
for
you!
Sponge
Bob:
Patrick!
Go
home!
I'm
a
jellyfish
now!
Patrick:
I
can
see
you
there!
I
still
see
you!
You're
going
to
look
good
on
my
mantel!
Friends
forever,
Sponge
Bob!
I
got
you
now,
Sponge
Bob!
Sponge
Bob:
Patrick!
No!
Patrick:
Ok!
So
this
is
the
way
it's
going
to
be.
I
hope
you're
happy.
Sponge
Bob:
Well,
that's
over.
Back
to
jellyfish
matters.
Mmm
jelly.
Ah,
my
jellyfish
brethren
are
returning.
Greetings,
comrades!
Being
a
jellyfish
sure
is
fun.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Hey!
Eww,
I'm
itchy!
Itchy,
why
am
I
so
itchy!
Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
Poison
sea
urchins!
Ow,
ow,
oh,
itches.
Ow,
ow,
itches.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Krabby
Patties.
Sandy.
What
have
I
done?
I
had
a
great
life
and
friends,
and
I
gave
all
of
that
up.
All:
Welcome
home,
Sponge
Bob!
Sponge
Bob:
You
guys
are
the
best!
I
made
a
huge
mistake.
Please
forgive
me!
Mr.
Krabs:
Ah,
quit
your
blubbering
and
have
a
Krabby
Patty.
Sponge
Bob:
Don't
mind
if
I
do.
Mr.
Krabs:
And
I'll
see
you
at
work
first
thing
tomorrow
morning.
Sponge
Bob:
Aye,
aye,
captain!
Squidward:
Sponge
Bob,
do
us
all
a
favor.
Sponge
Bob:
Don't
mind
if
I
do.
Ta-da.Aww.
Squidward:
Ok,
that's
enough.
Gary:
Meow.
Squidward:
Can
we
please
stop
this?
Patrick:
Patrick
itchy!
Sponge
Bob:
It
is
great
to
be
home!.
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