Kansas City Star

Got a letter just this morning
It was postmarked Omaha
It was typed and neatly written
Offering me a better job
Better job, higher wages
Expenses paid and a car
But I'm on the TV here locally
And I can't quit 'cause I'm the star

Kansas City star

That's what I are
Yodel-odel-odel-oh
You ought to see my car
It's a big old Cadillac
Wire wheels
Rhinestones all over the spokes
I got credit at the grocery store
My barber tells me jokes

I'm the number one attraction
At every supermarket parking lot
I'm the king of Kansas City
No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot

Yeah, I'm on the TV
I'm a grinning with pistols and a hat
I got a kiddie show born
And I'm the hero of the younger set
I'm the number one attraction
At every supermarket parking lot
I'm the king of Kansas City
No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot

Kansas City star

That's what I are
Yodel-odel-odel-oh
You ought to see my car
It's a big old Cadillac
Wire wheels
Rhinestones all over the spokes
I got credit at the grocery store
My barber tells me jokes

I'm the number one attraction
At every supermarket parking lot
I'm the king of Kansas City
No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot

I'm the king of Kansas City
No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot