Lyrics Slap and Tickle (Live) - Squeeze
She
was
frigid
like
a
bible
When
she
met
her
boyfriend
michael
He
took
her
in
his
zephyr
They
sat
like
salt
and
pepper
Looking
out
across
the
city
From
lover's
leap
is
pretty
The
lights
they
flick
and
flutter
He
told
her
how
he
loved
her
Next
night
he
called
for
her
But
dad
protected
daughter
And
told
him
she
was
poorly
A
lie
was
told
there
surely
So
michael
felt
rejected
This
wasn't
quite
expected
He
drove
off
to
his
local
Where
he
felt
anti-social
She
cried
all
night
at
missing
The
boy
she
could
be
kissing
While
he
was
falling
over
He
drunk
himself
back
sober
And
went
home
in
a
taxi
And
crashed
out
in
the
back
seat
He
slept
just
like
a
baby
Which
he
hadn't
done
just
lately
He
saw
her
in
the
morning
Out
with
his
sister
pauline
She
felt
all
shy
and
soppy
He
acted
cool
and
cocky
He
said
tonight
at
charlie's
There's
going
to
be
a
party
I'll
meet
you
at
half
seven
She
visualised
the
heaven
If
you
ever
change
your
mind
Which
you
do
from
time
to
time
Never
chew
a
pickle
With
a
little
slap
and
tickle
You
have
to
throw
the
stone
To
get
the
pool
to
ripple
That
night
they
danced
together
It
looked
like
love
forever
He
put
his
hand
on
her
leg
You
should
have
heard
what
she
said
He
tried
again
much
later
It
seemed
to
aggravate
her
He
drove
home
in
silence
Avoiding
all
violence
She
said
let's
watch
the
city
From
lover's
leap
is
pretty
I
think
i
need
the
fresh
air
She
put
a
comb
through
her
hair
Then
while
she
turned
to
kiss
him
And
very
nearly
missed
him
She
put
her
hand
on
his
leg
He
felt
her
tongue
in
his
head
If
you
ever
change
your
mind
Which
you
do
from
time
to
time
Never
chew
a
pickle
With
a
little
slap
and
tickle
You
have
to
throw
the
stone
To
get
the
pool
to
ripple
1 Take Me I'm Yours (Live)
2 Annie Get Your Gun (Live)
3 Black Coffee In Bed (Live)
4 When the Hangover Strikes (Live)
5 Loving You Tonight (Live)
6 If It's Love (Live)
7 It's So Dirty (Live)
8 Goodbye Girl (Live)
9 Hope Fell Down (Live)
10 If I Didn't Love You (Live)
11 Cool for Cats (Live)
12 Is That Love? (Live)
13 Someone Else's Heart (Live)
14 Mumbo Jumbo (Live)
15 Up the Junction (Live)
16 Hourglass (Live)
17 Slap and Tickle (Live)
18 Tempted (Live)
19 Another Nail In My Heart (Live)
20 Pulling Mussels (From the Shell) (Live)
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