Try

If you're happy and your eyes are always dry
Don't you know that it's the thing to sob and sigh?
Singers do it, clowns do it
Even little white clouds do it
You too can be unhappy if you try

Don't you know nobody laughs it up no more?
If your heart ain't broken, you don't know the score
Wipe off that smile and weep awhile
'Cause it's real George to cry
Don't be a snob, you too can sob if you just try

Don't you know nobody laughs it up no more?
If your heart ain't broken, you don't know the score
Wipe off that smile and weep awhile
'Cause it's real George to cry
Don't be a snob, sit down and sob, come on and try