Lyrics Friends with Benefits - Steel Panther

You get 35 dollars
I get to slap you with my dick
You get dinner at Spago's
I get to cum inside your ass

Friends with Benefits
Friends with Benefits

You get to drive my Maserati
I get to shower in your piss
You get your family here from Thailand
I get to shoot between your tits

Friends with Benefits
Friends with Benefits

You get to spend my cash
I get to bang that gash
You get the Louis Vuitton
I get a face to cum on

You get a fur coat and a diamond
I get your stilettos on my nuts
You get a shopping spree in London
I get your turds inside my mouth

Friends with benefits
Friends with benefits

You get a place to sleep
I get to fist you deep
You get security
I get impurity

People will judge us
But the haters will not budge us cuz we're friends

Friends with benefits
Friends with benefits

We are friends with benefits
With benefits