Lyrics Fuck Everybody - Steel Panther

Yeah, stupid fucking bitch in the fast lane
Almost hit my car
Checking her fucking Snapchat
On her motherfucking phone
Tried to wave an officer down
But he was on Instagram

Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my dick

Stinky fucking dude on the airplane
Did not wash himself
Smelled like I was trapped inside
The carcass of a whale
Flight from LA to Toronto
He sat in my fucking row

Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my dick
Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my dick

Stepped into some dog shit
Coming home last night
In my fucking driveway
And I don't even own a dog
Pick up after your Mastiff
You lazy fucking cunt
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my dick
Everybody can suck my fucking dick
Everybody can lick my motherfucking balls
Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my motherfucking dick

(Here you go)

Went to my local Starbucks
Ordered my usual fare
Double vanilla latte
With whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
Dude three people behind me in line
Got his Frappuccino first

Fuck everybody
Fuck everybody
Fuck everybody

Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my dick
Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my motherfucking dick

Everyone can suck my fucking dick