Lyrics Any Major Dude Will Tell You - Steely Dan
I
never
seen
you
looking
so
bad,
my
funky
one
You
tell
me
that
your
super
fine
mind
has
come
undone
Any
major
dude
with
half
a
heart
surely
will
tell
you,
my
friend
Any
minor
world
that
breaks
apart
falls
together
again
When
the
demon
is
at
your
door
In
the
morning
it
won′t
be
there
no
more
Any
major
dude
will
tell
you
Any
major
dude
will
tell
you
Have
you
ever
seen
a
squonk's
tears?
Well,
look
at
mine
The
people
on
the
street
have
all
seen
better
times
Any
major
dude
with
half
a
heart
surely
will
tell
you,
my
friend
Any
minor
world
that
breaks
apart
falls
together
again
When
the
demon
is
at
your
door
In
the
morning
it
won′t
be
there
no
more
Any
major
dude
will
tell
you
Any
major
dude
will
tell
you
I
can
tell
you
all
I
know,
the
where
to
go,
the
what
to
do
You
can
try
to
run
but
you
can't
hide
from
what's
inside
of
you
Any
major
dude
with
half
a
heart
surely
will
tell
you,
my
friend
Any
minor
world
that
breaks
apart
falls
together
again
When
the
demon
is
at
your
door
In
the
morning
it
won′t
be
there
no
more
Any
major
dude
will
tell
you
Any
major
dude
will
tell
you
Any
major
dude
will
tell
you
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