Lyrics 3 Balloons - Stephen Lynch
Call
from
my
car
to
say
I′ll
be
there
in
awhile
Short
plane
ride
and
I
will
get
to
see
your
pretty
smile
Nothing
on
the
radio
I
fiddle
with
the
dial
Then
I
see
a
sign
the
airport's
just
another
mile
I
check
my
bags
and
think
about
how
much
I
hate
to
fly
And
as
I
near
security
I
almost
start
to
cry
Well
I
hope
the
law
enforcement
agents
can′t
tell
from
my
face
I've
got
3 balloons
of
coke
in
an
uncomfortable
place
I'm
sweating
and
I′m
nervous
and
I
need
a
little
air
Cause
with
4 balloons
of
heroin
it′s
gettin'
crowded
up
in
there
Crowded
up
in
there
Mind
is
all
a
jumble
and
my
blood
is
cold
as
ice
I
dread
the
thought
of
having
to
unload
this
merchandise
Relax
I
say
it′s
not
so
bad
it
might
feel
kind
of
nice
Besides
who
hasn't
had
a
finger
up
there
once
or
twice
I
must
remember
don′t
leave
any
drugs
inside
the
host
I
did
that
once
and
a
girl
who
tossed
my
salad
overdosed
Well
I
say
a
little
prayer
Hail
Maria
full
of
grace
I've
got
3 balloons
of
coke
in
an
uncomfortable
place
I′m
sweating
and
I'm
nervous
and
I
need
a
little
air
And
I
swear
I'm
farting
lines
of
blow
into
my
underwear
From
my
derriere
I
was
a
little
eager
when
I
loaded
up
my
stash
5 balloons
of
ecstasy
and
6 balloons
of
hash
8 balloons
of
LSD
and
9 of
sensimilla
A
box
of
Chinese
fireworks
Guatemalan
child
I
made
it
to
the
gate
now
and
my
joy
I
can′t
contain
I
board
the
aircraft
take
my
seat
in
the
cockpit
of
the
plane
As
I
taxi
down
the
runway
I
get
a
smile
on
my
face
I′ve
got
3 balloons
of
coke
in
an
uncomfortable
place
Flight
crew
prepare
for
take
off
as
I
lift
us
into
air
And
by
the
way
does
anyone
want
to
buy
Guatemalan
child
From
my
derriere
I've
got
3 balloons
Mmm
I′ve
got
3 balloons
Mmm
I've
got
3 balloons
1 Waiting
2 Fishin' Hole
3 Dear Diary 1
4 Crazy Peanuts
5 3 Balloons
6 Dear Diary 2
7 Medieval Bush
8 A History Lesson
9 Dear Diary 3
10 You (Prettier Than)
11 The Ballad of Scarface
12 America
13 Dear Diary 4
14 Hallelujah
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