Lyrics Jim Henson's Dead - Stephen Lynch
Pokemon′s
a
silly
faze
Barney's
now
just
purple
haze
The
Power
Rangers
lost
their
will
to
fight
Yeah
the
pigs
in
space,
they
rule
the
sky
And
Oscar′s
still
a
grouchy
guy
And
Animal
is
looking
dyno-mite
Oh
Jim
Henson's
dead
and
gone
But
his
muppets
will
live
on
And
Kermit's
still
hot,
′cause
it′s
still
not
Easy
being,
green
Bert
is
mad
'cause
Ernie
can′t
hear
With
a
banana
in
his
ear
They
must
learn
how
to
cooperate
Yeah
The
Count
is
counting
One
Two
Three
And
no
one
laughs
at
poor
Fozzie
And
Scooter's
pissed
′cause
Raulf
is
always
late
Oh
Jim
Henson's
dead
and
gone
But
his
muppets
will
live
on
And
Kermit′s
still
hot,
'cause
it's
still
not
Easy
being
1234 5,
6789 10,
11,
12
Now
Miss
Piggy′s
just
a
big
slab
of
pork
To
the
Swedish
Chef
who
says
"Mmm,
pork
pork
pork"
And
Cookie
Monster
wants
another,
bite
Yeah
and
Big
Bird
well
he
just
can′t
see
Why
the
two
old
guys
in
the
balcony
Think
Snufalufagus
is
out
of,
site
Oh
Jim
Henson's
dead
and
gone
But
his
muppets
will
live
on
And
Kermit′s
still
hot,
'cause
it′s
still
not
Easy
being,
green
Oh
Jim
Henson's
dead
and
gone
But
his
muppets
will
live
on
And
Kermit′s
still
hot,
'cause
it's
still
not
Easy
being,
green
Easy
being
green,
no
1 Lullaby (The Divorce Song)
2 Half A Man
3 Bitch
4 Intro (Gortengar Trail)
5 Special
6 A Month Dead
7 Priest
8 Hair
9 Intro (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)
10 Gerbil
11 Walken I
12 Walken I
13 R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
14 Mother's Day Song
15 Intro (Curly McDimple)
16 HermAphrodite
17 Tall Glass O' Water
18 Walken II
19 In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
20 Jim Henson's Dead
21 Walken II
22 Intro (A Tribute to Multigrain Bun)
23 Gay
24 Walken III
25 Walken III
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