Lyrics Lion - Live - Stephen Lynch

Make a chioce
Will it be
A guy really really loves you, baby baby
Or a guy like me
(I would comfort you when you're sad)
I would just leave you crying
(I would protect you if a lion attacked you)
Not trying to fuck with no lion
(I would fight a man for your honor)
I don't know no kung fu
(I'd carry you across a muddy field)
Bitch, these Jordans are new
Make a chioce
Will it be
A guy really really loves you, baby baby
Or a guy like me
(I would read you romantic poetry)
I'll leave that shit on the shelf
(My love making would be sweet and tender)
This thing ain't sucking itself
(What?!)
(I would take you to the finest restaurants)
Here's an old Baby Ruth
(I would tell you how pretty you look tonight)
And I would tell you the truth
Make a chioce
Will it be
A guy really really loves you, baby baby
Or a guy like me
So baby, baby
(The choice is up to you)
So pick me quickly
'Cause I've got shit to do
It's true dear, I do dear
I want you to be mine
But let's be clear here
I'm still not fighting no lion...
Ohoho
Ohoho
Ohoho
Ohoho
(Every day I'd say how much I love you)
... I would not
(I'd suprise you with gifts and flowers)
I'd spend your money on pot
(We would stay up all night just talking)
I'd fall asleep when I came
(I'd spell your name out with a thousand rose petals)
I don't remember your name!
Make a chioce
Will it be
A guy really really loves you, baby baby
Or a guy like me
One more time!
Make a chioce
Will it be
A guy really really loves you, baby baby
Or a guy like
(I choice you)
Me